Minecraft Is Trying To Kill You!

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Published 2022-09-03
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Could you survive being in Minecraft? No you can't silly! In this very ‪@GameTheory‬ inspired video we find out why Minecraft is basically the most uninhabitable game ever!

This video is fully researched, written and edited by ME!!! Any similarities to other videos like this is just a coincidence (it made me cry a little)

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Music in Order:
Walk Through the Park - TrackTribe:    • TrackTribe - "Walk Through the Park" ...  
SP770 - ivorycello:    • Mythrodak - SP770  
Rumbling Waterfall (Fall Guys) - Jukio Kallio:    • Rumbling Waterfall  
Rude Buster (Deltarune) - Toby Fox:    • Rude Buster  
Bubble Loop (Jackbox) - Andy Poland:    • Y.D.K.J.: Binjpipe Bubble Loop  
DnB (Fall Guys) - Jukio Kallio:    • DnB (Drum & Beans)  
King Kaliente (Super Mario Galaxy):    • King Kaliente Theme - Super Mario Galaxy  
Jelly Castle - MDK:    • ♪ MDK - Jelly Castle [FREE DOWNLOAD] ♪  
Bourree on the Board (Cuphead):    • Cuphead DLC OST - Bourree on the Boar...  
Pandora Palace (Deltarune) - Toby Fox:    • Pandora Palace  
Flying Beagle - Himiko Kikuchi:    • Himiko Kikuchi - Flying Beagle (1987)  
What a Wonderful World - Auvic:    • What a Wonderful World  
Horologium - ivorycello:    • Horologium - Mythrodak  

All Comments (21)
  • @MrCube6
    Never realized Redstone was THIS dangerous! Insane video!
  • @RandomGuy03
    Craftys editing is what’s killing us, not the Minecraft world (great editing btw looks sick)
  • @tdog_
    Your forgot ONE important factor (excluding the fact that steve isn't human in a world that does not properly equate to the real world): Steve is superhuman. He can carry so many tons of solid netherite blocks (37(64*27*204280)+netherite armor+shulker boxes) Just the blocks weigh about 13,060,846,080kg! Steve is so strong he could definetly survive the piston and the gravity and the uranium and everything! Steve is the most powerful video game character EVER! Oh and the piston is WAYYYYY stronger if it can also lift steve with all mentioned above
  • @bomono3973
    This is genuinely impressive. as a university graduate who took physics, I can say that the ability to just throw out units, and make them make sense in such a quick timeframe was incredibly impressive. Especially explaining watts and watt hours in such a succinct and effective way. The way that scale is explained despite the breakneck speed is really easy to follow, and I can say that I've never consumed a piece of media like this before in my life. I just want to give you some credit for making something so effective.
  • @MonocleMC
    Man, Steve is one strong dude to withstand that gravity.
  • @SpringonMC
    the editing is making me go 200 miles every second, its really good but may be too fast
  • @TheAquaAuthor
    Netherite is an allow comprised of Gold and an element only referred to in game as 'Ancient Debris'. It is highly suggested through the properties of this metal that this element is actually *platinum*. The compression of Carbon into Diamond seems like a good concept, but the properties of Ancient Debris point toward a metal rather than a crystal.
  • You missed something. The average distance form the surface to bedrock is way less than your calculated radius. How will that affect the density of the world? Update: I suppose since your gravity calculations match the games code well enough, there must be an explanation. Maybe the void under the bedrock is insanely dense, which would also explain why it kills you when you fall down there.
  • @TrideGD
    This video was such a journey lmao I had no idea that that material thingo was in bedrock, now I kinda wanna play around with it lmao
  • @olillin
    Love the editing and new resource pack, gives your content a very unique style
  • This one was so much fun. The calculations were spot on and the editing was pure lulz.
  • @2520WasTaken
    Great analysis on the piston's power, but you forgot one important factor. Netherite blocks are not affected by gravity.
  • @tuna862
    since steve can carry millions of kilograms, can eat infinite amount of food and it doesn't need to dispose, he can eat an entire steak in seconds, can survive falling thousands of kilometers with just water, and most importantly, made out of cubes, he must be a very strong mutant man because of that radioactive redstone!
  • @HyCat
    What if you're on bedrock edition and put shulker boxes of netherite blocks into 12 chests and move it with a piston? Pistons must be 64x27x27 times stronger
  • This editing is legit amazing, well done! It's been really neat to watch you grow over the years, good luck:)
  • @Zerahu
    I've been editing for a couple years and there is no doubt this has taken ages! Well done man fantastic video!
  • @Owen322
    There is no way this doesn’t go viral the editing is insane
  • This guy's editing always feels satisfying, I can see this video getting tons of millions of views
  • But cwafty, the world is hollow after about 200 blocks down anyway because the void is there…