The Magic Of Mommy Shitflaps
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Publicado 2024-05-07
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[lyrics]
[verse 1] They call me Mommy Shitflaps
My hangar's open wide.
If you need some shelter from the rain,
Come on and come inside.
[verse 1] They call me Mommy Shitflaps.
I have a magic rear.
I'll sit right down on this bar stool
And make it disappear
[Bridge] I can't feel a thing if you stick in your arm,
Only a redwood would fit!
If you can't find your car when you leave the bar,
I probably sat on it!
[verse 3] They call me Mommy Shitflaps!
And if you've got any sense,
You'll know I don't need a man to fill my heart,
I need a whole audience!