Cookie Clicker Explained

“what radicalized you?” “....cookie clicker”

Beginning: "Oh cool, a grandma!" Late game: ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍀⏃⋏⌇☊⟒⋏⎅⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⟟☌⊑⟒⌇⏁ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒ ⍜⎎ ☊⍜⋏☊⟟⍜⎍⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟ ⋔⎍⌇⏁ ⋔⏃☍⟒ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ☊⍜⍜☍⟟⟒⌇

"Disaster is actually an opportunity, to exploit the vulnerable, to make more wealth" Wow. Speechless

I saw my kid playing this game and I got curious, so I decided to watch this video. I wasn't expecting anything past the first 30 seconds

"This site uses cookies" Accepts The website:

"I promise I won't get political" 3 drinks later:

The transition from "The only way we can escape such a game... is to stop playing" and the nonchalant "Thanks for watching this video about cookie clicker". 10/10.

It's the web game that you think is for 30 minutes of clicking, but once you play for a little bit longer you discover how fricking complex this game is. I mean even Clicker Heroes isn't that complicated and extensive.

Season 8 really messed him up didn't it

When you walk into a political studies class with zero context.

"...you can increase economic production by risking the lives of the elderly." shit got real

"Disaster is actually an opportunity to exploit the vulnerable to make more wealth" hardest fucking quote ever for cookie clicker

The beginning: "Click 15 times for a cursor" The end: "Every part of life is perverted to serve the purpose of the economy, nothing is too sacred to be sacrificed upon its altar. And for what? What's the point of a massive global economy if it fails to protect the elderly and the vulnerable? Even those with the most cookies don't really benefit from the system. Once you're past a certain level of wealth, you can never spend that many cookies. And it's not like the game ever ends, you can never win Cookie Clicker. You just keep making cookies until you stop or die, you're just hoarding cookies for its own sake."

I feel like at one point we stopped talking about cookies.

Gotta love how this game goes from hiring grandmas to help make cookies to pulling in cookies from throughout time and space

this game is social commentary at it's finest and i'm *living* for it

A cookie economy is always gonna crumble

you are laughing, the grandma's are merging together into one mass of flesh and you are laughing

I swear every year this gets recommended to me, I open up my cookie clicker save and I just feel nostalgic, thank you for making this video, and I’ll see you next year.

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