To all the Aubrey Plaza haters
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Published 2023-04-28
Her ad for wood milk was covertly an ad for cows milk—it was so good and so deeply funny. And of course, that kind of nuanced humor would be lost on folks who’ve forgotten their B12 supplements.
We stand with Aubrey Plaza—wood milk would be ridiculous, as would anything made from a plant. The only real milk comes from a breast, and only the breast of a different species. Like cow’s breast milk, or delicious Elwood’s golden doodle milk.
Why drink anything else?
Visit the farm and see how wholesome ethical, organic, and local your milk can be.
ElwoodDogmeat.com
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All Comments (21)
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The delicious golden doodles in the background!🐾❤️
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I love your dog milk. Full support, always! 🥛🐕🤗
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Those puppies barking in the background sound DELICIOUS.
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Sick? from drinking too much milk? Impossible!
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Those dogs in the background sound so excited, they can't wait to be organically turned into doggy sausages.😝
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Our tribal ancestors told us that dog meat is kind of greasy, but the flavor is very delicate. They never tried to milk one though.
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According to Aubrey, Dog milk is real milk, so she’d approve I guess.
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Delicious Dog milk.
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We stand with Aubrey, because nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Soon it'll be time to graduate from Bovine University. 🥀
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Dog Milk? YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
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I also ethically hunt deer to get my protein requirements
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😂😅 a sense of humor is so important and so much fun! No dogs or cows were hurt in the making of milk commercials! Keep up the humor, and don't allow the opinions of others to quench your spirit.
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I know switching back to real milk can be tough, so here's a tip. If you need to add some non-milk products back in for flavor I like: flesh and blood of strawberries, or the roasted crumbled bones of cocoa beans. An added bonus by adding those is it softens the harsh white appearance of those offended, to a gentle poo brown or road kill red. Yum...
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Dominion (2018)
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You are amazing, this is amazing!!! 😂😂
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A milk doggo is a pretty good idea. Just train it to bring the cereal.
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Dog milk lasts for ages cos no other bugger will drink it, not my quote, its from Red Dwarf
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rosemary’s baby type beat
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Now THAT was funny! Thank you!!! 🤣
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I love dogs. They taste amazing 🐶🥩
