Lightyear DOESN'T make sense

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I said this before: Lightyear is not the movie Andy saw as a kid. Lightyear is the terrible, gritty, unnecessary reboot done 25 years later that Andy saw as an adult with his fiancé and afterwards shrugged and said, "eh, I like the original better."

"the better Pixar's animation gets the shittier their writing become?" YES. THANK YOU. IDGAF if your animation looks realistic now Pixar, it was never about that. MAKE ME CRY AGAIN.

This movie is a shining example of “Years of academy training WASTED!”

Lightyear feels like a sequel To a movie that doesnt exist

It's so weird how Disney doesn't acknowledge the Lightyear TV show. They completely ignored it to make this movie and they don't even have it on Disney+

Andy's mom: "You can only bring one toy to Pizza Planet" also Andy's mom: "Sure you can bring ALL of your toys to see "Lightyear" in the theater with you!"

"HOW IS THIS ANDY'S FAVORITE MOVIE THIS IS DEPRESSING AS SHIT" I CAN'T 😭😭😭

If Sox was such an important character how come Andy never once tried to get a Sox toy? Or why did Toy Buzz never tried to look for him back in the first movie?

The problem with this movie is, that it’s to “dark” and modern to be a 90s children movie. The 90s were a time that most children movies(there are exceptions, but those aren’t as popular) were a lighthearted and fun experience for the whole family. This movie is neither.

I was SO SURE the rookie was going to be Zurg, yet somehow that felt like a better story than what Pixar decided 💀

Pixar basically made the Martian with extra steps and less character depth

If Star Command was capable of making amazing robotic intelligence like Sox, why didn't they just used him to test the crystal for hyperspeed rather than a human like Buzz?

So why do the Toy Story movies refer to Zurg as "Evil Emperor Zurg" when in the movie he's not an emperor of anything?

I think what happened was that the creators of Pixar actually hated the TV show and wanted to make something more serious because that's what Pixar does. And then Disney came ruined it even more.

The movie felt too modern for a movie that was supposed to be in the 90s that inspired a kid. Felt too much like Interstellar or Annihilation. Why not go with something colorful and fun like The Jetsons, The Fifth Element, Beyond Good and Evil, and the Ratchet and Clank games.

Not sure if anyones mentioned this, but the promo art itself is so contrived (not just with the alien toys) If Andy brought Woody, Rex and the others with him to see Lightyear, wouldn't they have recognised toy buzz in the first toy story film?? I dunno man this film is fine on its own but as a diehard toy story fan it annoys me.

I can’t believe in Andy’s universe, Interstellar (2014) stole their plot twist from Lightyear (1995) 🙈 how could they?!?!

I feel like Lightyear COULD have worked with the set-up they were going for. Like, what if they WEREN'T stranded on an alien planet, but Buzz was instead a test pilot meant to be testing their hyperspace travel. We get to see him go through the academy and finally get chosen to fly the ship and when he does, he's accidentally launched off course far from home. He then ends up having a planet-hopping adventure in an attempt to get home all while being chased down by Zerg who wants his hyperspace crystal in order to allow his robot troops quicker access to planets all over the galaxy. He meets a bunch of fun, alien friends, maybe even still has Sox as a kind of utility cat robot thing. It allows him to actually BE a SPACE RANGER while also being inexperienced and getting to grow with his adventures and new friends. They finally get back to earth with Zerg hot on their tail because Buzz believes that they have the military capabilities that MIGHT almost level the playing field. (They can do the time-travel reveal if they really want to. Maybe he gets to Earth and thinks he's in the clear only to find that he's been gone for YEARS and was presumed dead with a memorial plaque or something in his honor at the academy. It's not super important to the story, I guess, unless you just want that grit.) Zerg arrives, they have a massive planet-side air battle while the mothership is in the upper atmosphere, Buzz gets on board and with the help of his alien space buddies, loads the Hyperspace crystal onto Zerg's ship and rigs it to explode on arrival. They send Zerg off FAR AWAY and then the crystal explodes, nearly EVICERATING Zerg's mothership, but he survives and vows revenge classic Saturday-Morning-Cartoon style which leaves room for Zerg to be a constant presence in Buzz's story justify video games in the Toy Story universe. Buzz officially becomes a full-fledged space ranger along with his friends and they take to space to solve more intergalactic problems. The End.

Zurg is Lightyear’s father in the Buzz Lightyear video game in the actual Toy Story universe, so that game must’ve been a very loose adaptation of the movie Andy watched. Otherwise, the game contradicts the movie, making the Zurg plot twist even more convoluted.