Gavin Dumpleton Sings Christmas: 7. Crusty the Snowball (a parody) Mark Saunders Presents
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Published 2022-12-10
Taken from ‘Gavin Dumpleton Sings Christmas! (unplugged)’ here: • Gavin Dumpleton Sings Christmas! Orig...
Written and performed by Mark Saunders 2020. New faster song version and video 2022.
7. Crusty the Snowball (Frosty the Snowman shattered for 2'10) – lyrics as misread by Gavin Dumpleton
Crusty the snowball was clappy happy seal
With a cornball wipe and a Burton’s nose
And his thighs made out of holes
Busty the shoeman is a wailing male they say
He ate all the snow but the children show
How he came to Leeds one day
There must be something tragic in
The silk purse on the ground
When they placed it in the bed
It began to spin around
Oh Fussy the mailman
Had hives and he could be
As a Mildred sprayed in a draught on a tray
It was just like you and me
Biddly biddly biddly bump, piddly piddly piddly punk
Book of Crusty now
Diddly diddly diddly donk, Twitty pity witty twonk
Ogle the mills that grow...
Pasty the mailbag grew the fun was not to be
So he raved
Let’s fun and
We’ll run and bun
New refer a wilty day
Down with the pillage
And a boombox in his hat
Ruining hill and hedge
Run aground a spare
Slaying squatch me with your gran
Holed the eiderdown, in the streets of grown
on to a tropic shop
And he only pressed a murmur when
He held a lollypop
For Nasty the sloe gin
Had to bury Santa’s sleigh
But he wafted his eye, spelling down a mince pie
I’ll be back with grain and hay
Fiddly faddly foddly fump, Niddly noodly naddly nope
Book of Trusty now
Hoppety hippety happety hunk, Squidly squadly squddly swamp
Ogle the pills that glow, open the wills that flow, poker the spills are go…