If I Could Only Putt
171
Published 2017-02-02
Lyrics:
Well I ain't Tiger and I ain't Jack, but I'll give that ball quite a whack
I hit it straight, I'm always in play, most of the time I split the fairway
If I could putt, I'd be on my way, if I could putt I’d be on the PGA
If I could putt, I'd be making a splash, if I could putt I'd be raking in cash
If I could only putt
If you saw me you'd say I'm a pro, you gotta believe I'm going low
From tee to green is my time to shine, but on the green I can't hit my line
If I could putt, I'd be a star, if I could putt I'd be bustin' par
If I could putt, I'd be king of the grass, if I could putt I'd be kickin' your ass
If I could only putt
Now I'm on the green, and I’m really tight, going for birdie, gotta hit it right
But that damn ball, just won't drop, putt after putt I just can't stop
If I could putt, I'd be on my way, if I could putt I’d be on the PGA
If I could putt, I'd be making a splash, if I could putt I'd be raking in cash
If I could only putt
Please won’t you get down in your hole, you’re tearing apart my very soul
I’m a great golfer, I tell you what, I just can’t seem to putt
Well there you go, that's my tale of woe, I'm not a great golfer just an average Joe
If you're looking for me, just follow the scream, It's probably me on the practice green
If I could putt, I'd be a star, if I could putt I'd be bustin' par
If I could putt, I'd be king of the grass, if I could putt I'd be kickin' your ass
If I could only putt and putt and putt and putt