My dreams were shattered years ago
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Published 2014-12-28
Clip from:
The Fairly Odd Parents
Season 5
Episode 15: "The Good Ol' Days/Future Lost"
All Comments (21)
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that has to be the hardest dad joke I've ever remembered to hear.
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This has the same energy as “Don’t worry professor I was an accident too.”
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I also like how its her massive chest of hopes under his tiny box of dreams.
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I love how Timmy's only reaction is a raised eyebrow.
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Dang, Timmy's Dad is more savage then he lets on
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Timmy actually smiles as he consciously throws down his father's tiny box of dreams. What an evil specimen.
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when i watched this is a kid, i thought it was just implying that timmys dad has a bad sense of time and he didnt know when exactly his dreams were shattered
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If someone tells you all dad jokes are bad, show them this
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I don’t know why everyone is surprised, this is the reason Timmy got his fairy odd parents!
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Dad: Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
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For people that have watched the whole show, you'll note that Timmy's dad wasn't necessarily talking about conception--Timmy wasn't, strictly speaking, an accident. The entire reason for the pink shirt and hat is that Timmy's parents expected--and wanted--a girl. Very desperately. So literally the moment he was born and they found out he was a boy, their dreams were shattered.
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"My dreams were shattered years ago" "How many years ago?" "How old are you?" Oof size: Large
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Oh wow, a cartoon clip that has its comments untouched by COPPA
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There’s not enough therapy in the world that would make this okay...
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"How old are you?" Ouch, man.
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Me, at 10 years old: "Oh, its am exaggeration because Timmy's parents are rude to him" Me, now: "Oh god..."
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Timmy straight up smashes his dad's dreams on purpose. That slip was anything but accidental
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Kids: "Huh?" Teens and adults: "Bruh!"
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"Fairly OddParents" is one of those shows that you HAVE to return to when you're older because HOLY SHIT, I know for a fact that all these jokes went over my head back then...
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pain: exists Timmy: I'll take your entire stock.
