Visual vs. Mental Attraction
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Published 2023-09-13
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All Comments (21)
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"I see. Would you like a puzzle?"
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* tall man walks into a room *
women: "I am mentally stimulated." -
“Wanna play chess naked?” 😂
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Never ask a fish how to catch fish. Ask the fisherman.
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My grandmother took my wife shopping for clothes just before we married. When my wife was choosing some practical underwear my granny said," No no deary. Men like the little ones with your pussy hairs showing". My wif almost choked laughing hearing my 78 year old granma saying that. She said the sales girl looked like she was being strangled trying not to laugh.😅😅 RIP Grandma Edna. You were one of a kind.❤
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"I see. Would you like to solve some differential equations?"
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He caught himself JUST before he said something that would get him fired😂😂😂
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"would you like..."
Man almost let intrusive thoughts win -
"I see. Would you like to know about the fundamentals of Engineering?"
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Woman: Stimulate me!
Man: RIDDLE ME THIS!? -
“I have lots of money in my account”
Woman: stimulated -
"Look at my nice car."
**Mental stimulation achieved.** -
Craig: “I see… would you like-“
Craig’s mind: “careful now, craigy boy, you’re on American television” -
Women underestimate how important personality is in women. Men take pride in their wives being nice, sweet, personable. That’s so important. Nobody wants a rude, jerk model.
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He had to fight to keep the intrusive thoughts in 😂
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the smoothest talk show host EVER
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Craig was the last late night host that felt real. Hilarious, flirtatious, but a respectful gentleman at the same time. Damn, I miss the days this show was on the air.
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I am a walking ATM
Women: i am mentally stimulated -
Miranda Kerr. Australian supermodel.🇦🇺
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"Men fall in love with what they see.
Women fall in love with what they hear"
