Every Gen 2 Your Favorite Martian Song Ranked From Worst To Best (As of 2/1/23)

This is weird but in 2019 (years before gen 2) I had a dream about YFM with the gen 2 designs... Did I predict Gen 2???

It was the first day Back to school Cuttin up in class Actin like a tool Friends are rollin in We started talkin bout the summer DJ saw Twilight Bummer I spoke up And I asked my friends "Are there any new girls? nines or tens?" Hopin a few hotties Had moved from other cities And in walked this girl With Tig 'Ol Bitties Whoo I can't believe my eyes In a contest they'd win first prize Double D, guarantee I was checkin the size It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise Or earth and mars Havin some fun Wait I take that back It's like two of the sun But at this point i let my mind run And drifted off thinkin bout them Tig 'Ol Bitties Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties Mount Fuji brought it's twin Tig 'Ol Bitties Two melons in a shirt Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties I put books in my lap Tig 'Ol Bitties Heads bobbin as she walks Tig 'Ol Bitties Oh my god! Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Kept trippin in class cuz of her dang breasts in a tiny white shirt Boobs havin a fiesta Later in lab We were messin with test tubes Couldn't keep my eyes off the new girls chest Boobs! Wasn't payin attention Got busted Had to serve detention In biology We talked about the bees The best kinda bees Boob-bees Whoo I can't believe my mind I hold a pokerface to her two of a kind With each step Her breasts gettin redefined I'm makin my move I'm thinkin it's time Oh snap I'mma ask her to prom And in my head She responds "you're the bomb" Feelin nervous So I count to three "I like your boobs, go to prom with me?" Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties King kong boobs Tig 'Ol Bitties Great tracks of land Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Like my balls Tig 'Ol Bitties Real big Tig 'Ol Bitties Oh my god! Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties Tig 'Ol Bitties She said yes So I'm gettin ready Stain on my shirt Mom's spaghetti I pick her up And I'm pretty sure That she'll let me motor-boat like rrrrrr I try to cop a feel once we get to school She said "No touching, that's the rule" Principal walks up on the scene "It's time to announce prom king and queen Your Favorite Martian and Tig 'Ol Bitties Congratulations to you both on winning" Time slowed down and she jumped for joy When out of her dress jumped something more Tissues flew and rained from the sky Oh my god you stuff your shirt!? Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt Awwww fake 'Ol Bitties Wow! Fake 'Ol Bitties You breakin my heart with Fake 'Ol Bitties You're crushin my dreams with Fake 'Ol Bitties Fake 'Ol Bitties I can't believable it Fake 'Ol Bitties You really suck Fake 'Ol Bitties I can't believe you would do that Fake 'Ol Bitties Fake 'Ol Bitties Why would you do that when you're just trying to get everyone's attention Stuffed boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you! But you know I'm still down to make out if you If you want to, want to come back with me You know what, never mind

Rich People $hit is so unecessarily hated, the end with both Wax and Ray goes so hard

Honestly the first two orphan tears songs have some of the best openers in YFM. The first few lines of both of them are amazing. “It was the weekend, and you cant stop, us from going to the local dance spot, instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of orphan tears” and “And we’re back, back to the disco, back to the music, back to the flashing lights. Went straight or the bar said ‘hey let me get a round of orphan tears on ice’”

I actually like Orphan Tears Part 2 & 3

The only problem with the newer song is that it gets repetitive with ray making fun of puff and that he is a loser. The next thing is that there isnt enough of the other band members

6:30 he’s is actually in 3 song uno reverse card, verified and brain rave he’s biggest role is in uno reverse care

I love orphan tears 2, the first half is really good and the beginning of the bill Cosby fight sounds and is better than the rest of it in ot3, and you can't go wrong with the trap chorus

This my list 3: Orphan Tears part 2 2: Everyone Clapped 1: Damn Im Ugly

Every Gen 2 song has its own charm and i love it sm, i totally agree with your rankings

at least now the new song (everyone clapped) has Jessie Cale in it :)

Wish he used Benatar (Jesse) on the chorus more

Thoughts on their newest drop Telescope? Though the video was experimental and very simple, I think the beat and lyrics (though slightly repetitive) are some of the best work they've ever done, and it makes me excited for the future.

I forgot when the songs came out so i thought it would be "date myself" which is my second favorite

He’s back!!! I love your videos!

I agree Rich People $hit is definitely in the lower half, but I really love the feeling it gives off of just two buddies trying to one up each other. I wouldn’t ever say its one of the best, but its my favorite.

My favorite your favorite Martin song is vertified

ayy nice comeback dude, respect the choices made although i didn't agree with them all but once gen 2 is over i'll make my own list!

My favorite song from gen 2 is gentleman 's ballad(pls don't judge me)

He’s back!!!