A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Races

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I'm starting to believe that JoCat is actually just a level 20 bard.

JoeCat presents: The Pokemon rap of Dungeons and Dragons.

You know what I find funny? The Tortle is referred to as a hermit immortal, which would make sense seeing as tortoises can live for a pretty long-ass time. But Tortles have a lifespan of about 50 years.

Best Part: Lovestory between elf-Paladin and Tiefling-Bard goes along.

"Play me the Song of my people." "Which one?" "Yes."

Confirmed Jocat is a dragonborn, because he just spit straight fire

I remember one time I made a tiefling cleric who’s whole personality was that he was a good Christian boi. The party called him “the worlds straightest tiefling”

Every time I listen to this and get to firbolgs, I remember the sheer confusion I caused in my party by playing a stereotypically-druid-like, hippy, nature-loving firbolg, who just so happened to be an artillerist and rather enjoyed taking any chance he could to pull out his eldritch cannon (we named it Edward)

Speaking of Kenkus, my Kenku bard crit failed their dex check and fell off a mountain. My dm quite literally said, "This is the first time in a really long time a Kenku has been airborne."

This isn’t a race. This is a goddamn marathon

WotC: gives me dozens of fantasy species with fleshed out lore Me: makes a regular pig except he's a water sorcerer named Hogwash

Loved all of these. I still go back and rewatch all these. Wish Jocat didn't get bullied into retirement he was an amazing content creator

JoCat, it was called a CRAP guide to D&D, not a RAP guide to D&D.

Almost all the races: interesting, have unique traits. Human: O R D I N A R Y Locathah: F I S H

0:22 aarakocra 0:30 aasimar 0:36 bugbear 0:45 centaur 0:50 changling 0:56 dragonborn 1:04 dwarf 1:10 elf 1:18 firbolg 1:26 genasi 1:31 githyanki, gith 1:37 gnome 1:45 goblin 1:52 goliath 1:59 half elves 2:06 half orc 2:13 halfling 2:20 human 2:55 hobgoblin 3:02 kenku 3:09 kobold 3:16 lizardfolk 3:23 loxodon 3:30 locathah 3:37 minotaur 3:44 orc 3:51 tabaxi 3:58 teifling 4:05 tortle 4:11 triton 4:18 verdan 4:25 yuan ti pureblood 4:33 kalashtar 4:39 shifter 4:46 simic hybrid 4:53 warforged 5:00 vedalken

Commenting this under as many videos as I can in hopes JoCat will see it: Thank you for jumpstarting my love of D&D. Thank you for creating endlessly entertaining content that is easily accessible to all demographics. Thank you for making me laugh. When I have a bad day I often rewatch your videos just so I can smile again. I’m so sad to see you go but I completely understand why. I only hope life offers you peace because we live in an increasingly divided age where empathy and compassion are considered to be weak. Please never forget to be true to yourself because only you can define who you are. Never stop making the charming artwork that only you can create and keep being awesome. If you ever come back I will be your first subscriber. Thank you for everything and best of luck going forward. You will be missed.

Fans: "Man I loved how he rapped during the bard vid" JoCat: "Hold my sword and shield"

As someone who almost exclusively plays humans, I feel called out.

Farewell, JoCat, may you be remembered forever in the annals of D&D history.