Breaking Human History with Bad Translations (FULL TIMELINE)

I know the current He lore is that He is a time traveler, but honestly I picture Him more as the embodiment of human will.

This was truly HIS STORY.

I love how both HE and the narrator keep dying, like they're trickster gods in disguise who don't care aboout logic or death, and they just keep coming back.

What we know about HE lore till now: He has played this game 3 times He remarried He has a british uniform He is the youngest son of the soviet revolution he killed many people he built schools and stuff his grandfather is called Rissimo He was born in Spain, The Ottoman Empire and Lithuania He took Corsica and Sardinia to Rome He wrote the first Nicaraguan something He built a mosque He lived in the West Saxon diocese He turned his back on the island and headed for the old town of Rasdon He set up a general shelter leading north He was arrested in 1519 His name is Bulgarian He defeated Robert Cook During the persecution he became one of the most important military commanders He was the forst in a long-term military dictator to hold the post He became a prisioner under the british law Justin, Martin (i on the series) told him about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta He is considered the leader of Bahá'u'lláh and the founder of the Bahá'i faith He travelled around the world He commited war crimes in Argentina He battled and died in the battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary His life ended in a violent attack in 1893 (he revived) He invaded the eight lands of China and took the fields He was sent to Serbia, but refused and was forced to fight against Austria He hardly fought in Charleroi He decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger He died in battle His army was defeated within a week He got up He admitted he didn't know what to do when his bike fell into the California River in St Andrews, according to Scottish MP, Christopher Noor. He can overcome bad stars He is the best engineer in the world He believed that protons couldnt penetrate the atmosphere and that new metal detectors would damage Earth's body #FreeHe

A full recollection of the adventures of HE, gueststarring the world.

"Detroit. That's crazy" is one of the best moments in this whole series

Can we get an "On this day in badly translated history" calendar?

You know what I think? This would be history if time travel actually existed. So much people would go back in time to change stuff. In the end there would be no coherence.

HE is the main character of an RPG video game. that's how he keeps dying and coming back more powerful than before until he ascends to goodhood and gets the power to fly and orbit planets

everyone talks about HE, forgetting about the mystery of father who casually ordered to kill aphrodite, and no one talks about the group that could potentially have HE, I, father and SHE in it

i need someone to make HE history and translate it like this

I can't help picturing He as a sort of Big Boss, man-without-a-nation, a soldier of fortune going whereever his services are requested or required.

I hope this isn't the last video where HE exists. He is know an icon of StarvHarv's channel, He is the champ, the myth, the legend. And remember, you can't spell Hero without HE!

My personal headcanon is that HE was born 300 years ago in Ottoman Spain with special abilities, but it wasn’t until WWII that he truly started to become powerful. HE was born with the ability to respawn (which is why HE dies so many times but keeps coming back), but gradually developed many powers, like time travel. HE would eventually travel back in time, which is why HE shows up everywhere in history.

thank you for this documentary, gonna pass my exams with this one!

"Breaking Human History with Bad Translations" implies StarvHarv is making "Breaking Alien History with Bad Translations" next

I love this confusion of times and the omnipotence of HIM and random people (like "Father killed Aphrodite"), and inserting senseless (especially in relation to the times in question) sentences and unrelated things and people, and changing history (in the style of something in history was lost, and here it was won) and these random events.

First oversimplified uploads and now He lore? This year is getting better

HE is so based he hated nazism before it was even conceptualized. Praise be unto HE

just a reminder that this video is longer than toy story