Game Theory: The LOST History of Minecraft's Enderman

This is a possibly pointless detail, but when you look from the enderman's eyes in spectator mode, the colors are reversed. So end stone looks like cobblestone.

Villagers: huuh Pigs: oink Creepers: hiss Endermen: eyo wassup

Enderman: "Look for the eye." Steve: looks at eyes Enderman: NOT MINE!

just adding to the adapting part of the theory: No one ever said the end was particularly warm, so their skin could have turned black to attract more heat also about the "how did they get to the end" thing, I think thats where wardens might come into play

In the official Minecraft novel "the end" many things related to endermen are explained, for example endermen pearl is the heart of enderman and the end cities were not built by endermen but by a much older ancient civilization.

Enderman: Look for the eye. Me: looks at its eyes Enderman: Die.

This takes Endermen farms to a whole different level of messed up...

I have something to say to you. I have seen Endermen activate Sculk Shriekers. Now if you watch Wifes theory on the Warden, he said that Sculk Shriekers were player activated, or person activated. So for Endermen Activating Shriekers might just prove your theory correct.

Came back after todays theory about the nether being frozen, the fact that the endermen only move soil and flowers (with no Steve intervention to give tnt) shows that these ancient builders that became twisted after ruining two dimensions have learned their lesson. While they cannot fix what they had broken, they can continue to move and make beautiful our overworld, planting flowers after teleporting hundreds of meters away.

Enderman: look for the eye Player: sure Also player: aggressively kills enderman

“they came unprepared..” player: kills the dragon using snowballs and 3 beds

Since their biomass had to be rearranged their arms got longer to catch the fruits but got weaker too, thats why they can only pick light blocks and never pick something heavy like a rock or a metal block

Theory: Enders pearls are teleportation “glands” of storage (similar to the gallbladder) than endermen evolved to have in order to control the fruit’s property. They still eat the chorus fruit, but instead of immediately teleporting it stores the energy so they can use it themselves. The reason that some drop it while others don’t is because you, they player, might’ve damaged it while you were hitting them, and without Looting 3, there is NO way you’re going to be able to successfully not hit all 4 glands

Petition for Matt to explain why beds explode in the Nether.

Everyone’s asking who’s Enderman, but no one is asking how’s Enderman.

Theory:chorus flowers weren't always in the end, after the builders entered the end and started to run out of food, they tried planting seeds, but instead of growing into a normal crop, it switched to chorus flower.

Theory: The endermen are picky about the blocks they interact with because those blocks are the ingredients necessary to craft enderpearls. The player, obviously, doesn't have the capacity to follow such instructions (similar to end portals and enchanted apples), but the Ancient Civilization must've been so set on using this recipe that they still have the instinct to do it - saying things like "look for the eye" (Also see: Headcrabbed HL2 Combine Soldiers repeating lines and callouts that they often said) - and potentially picking up those blocks either out of a fruitless instinct or a deliberate effort to continue successfully making enderpearls. The end portals are partially filled because these endermen managed to put together a few eyes - which can also explain why only some are in active possession of pearls - but almost never completely fill it because it takes thousands of years for them to do so.

Game theory: *Starts talking Mojang: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

Player: "frees the end" Also player: makes endermen farm

Three years!!! Three magnificent years of Minecraft lore theories!!! Truly marvelous indeed!!! And i'm still coming back here... Who's with me??? Edit: i absolutely hate this comment nowadays but this is probably my most liked comment so i ain't deleting it