The Arbites Rap | A Musical Fustercluck in ArmA 3 40k

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Published 2020-08-28
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This amazing Arbites Rap was made by Digby, you can find him at the following links:
www.twitch.tv/digbytathamwarter/
twitter.com/DigbyTW

Lyrics:
Yeah we're the Arbites, and we're breaking in your hideout
bringing in the batons cos we gonna drag your arse out
Packing autoguns, and we're in here on a mission
Gotta face to us or you'll face the Inquisition

Mastiffs at the ready,
fully chomping at the bit.
You're not worshipping the Emperor?
Gonna end up in the shit!
You'd better stay in line,
and offer up your tithe,
We don't take no bullshit
if you're living in this Hive.

The Emperor protects you, and with Him we all advance,
But the Arbites show no mercy, you won't get a second chance
Noblemen and Adepts, all fall within our grasp,
To arbitrate and judge you remains our primary task.

We enforce the Emperor's Word, to deviate's absurd,
If from his way you swerve, penalties will be incurred!
The Arbites they will find you, from their duties undeterred,
Let no heathen words corrupt you, no treasons left uncured.

Heretic or Mutant, you ways will be exposed,
as His Marshalls bring down fury, standing fully unopposed.
Cults and Heathens flee, they cannot stand the heat.
If you oppose His Will then you will certainly meet defeat!

The Marshall gives us backing, and the people better fear,
No one escapes our sight! Recriminations are severe!
So go about your business, stay loyal straight and true,
knowing that his most gracious Arbites have their beady eyes on you.

Attention Citizen, you'd better look alive,
You cannot hide from us even in the Underhive.
If you're engaging in sedition, you ain't seen nothing yet
For the Arbites are a-coming, armed and ready for the threat.

We patrol the streets always seeking the unworthy
If you deviate or stray, expect the Emperor's Mercy!
Watch your self, cos we pack the Book of Judgement
Against the common crim the Arbites always are triumphant.

Judges and Enforcers, Proctors and their auspice,
Each serve the Holy Ordinance, civilians subordinate.
Let the holy words go forth, to each time and place,
The Arbites maintain order, dissidents will be erased.

Beware, heretic, of the Lex Imperialis,
Break it, we'll be there, prosecution with a malice.
Stun grenades and bolters, choke grenades and mauls,
The Arbites will find you, for your sins you'll fall.

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All Comments (21)
  • Bad boys, bad boys Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do WHEN YOU BETRAY THE IMPERIUM?!
  • @Kalashinator
    The five best rappers in the Imperium: Digby, Digby, Digby, Digby, and Digby. Because he spits hot promethium!
  • @Alvi410
    In the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millenium. Woop Woop is still the sound of da police.
  • @sword4005
    Rogal: the Adeptus Arbites wear buckets on their heads Rogal: have you noticed this Big E: Yes Rogal : this is funny to me Big E: having fun is illegal in this imperium Rogal: this is true agitated skeleton shriek
  • @JPG.01
    I clicked expecting warp fuckery. What I got was something wonderous, bringing glory to the Impireum and to His name.
  • @kanetechtips
    Digby the Rapper Never thought I'd combine those 3 words
  • @cnlbenmc
    How much fun did Digby have making this?
  • @skyghazer
    Epic as the day we heard for the first time. Great video Rimmy
  • @blackhawksp4453
    I said it a few times before, I say it again and I won't get tired of repeating it: You guys have to get in contact with alfabusa and make a special episode of the "If the emperor had a tts device" serie's spinoff.
  • @Whale_stream
    this bop tore a hole in reality and now there's a warp rift covering my zipcode
  • @tanith117
    Hottest rap beats since the LORD COMMANDER OF THE IMPERIAL GUARD.
  • @hafizjoe583
    This video is brought to you by... Imperium of Man department of Propaganda. "Always remember to stay true to the emperor and avoid any heresy for Commisar Digby is always around... "
  • @CowMan17
    Is this the 40k version of rapping for Jesus
  • DIGBY! BY THE EMPEROR! we need digby to make warhammer songs. id love a full version of his imperial guard version of the British grenadiers
  • @brycezen1896
    We need a song solely dedicated to guardsmen Simpkins.
  • @Yoko_Grim
    This was ABSURDLY well made. The beat fit in nicely and sounded perfect. 10/10 Propaganda
  • @Cracker3011
    At this point it's only a matter of time until Rimmy and the crew play a Guardsman squad in TTS, I swear.
  • @flyingfish5054
    I didn't expect quality from a rap, especially one involving a videogame What a fool I was