How Orks Taught Me Zen!

“I would only win because I had more bodies to sacrifice.” Imperial Guard: He’s a genius on par with Ciaphas Cain!

Orks truly know how to embrace the true feelings of peace and happiness. They're the only ones having fun. Just like their tabletop players. Sometimes to be at peace with oneself, even on the battlefield, is to just shoot. Shoot what? Who cares, just make your shooting phase as long as possible. Fun through all the dakka!

Someone needs to draw a zen monk ork please for the love of mork

Tip for Shooty stuff: Normal Meks can increase a Vehicle’s BS by +1 and this applies to vehicles with Firing Deck too! So grab yourself a mek, whatever Vehicle ya got/ A battle Wagon full of boyz, Have the Mek jump out and use his ability, and YA GOT DAKKA

Sincerely want an Ork centered FPS for a Warhammer 40k game.

bro got a siivagunner takeover 😭

Proves how Orks are da best in 40k! Gotta love the big ol' Green Boiz!

Silvagunner fans send their warm regards please dont look it u

I gotta say Gaijin, you really are an inspiration. As someone who worries, stresses and is negative enough about every facet in my life to the point of being paralyzed instead of even trying to do what I want to do. Watching your videos gives me just a bit more courage to follow through with my intentions in hopes of leaving the shitty life I have onto happier days. Keep being Orky

We have a player in our D&D group who has horrible luck like that. We even let him play with weighted dice on purpose to help him out, but he decided to just use some regular dice because he thought they looked cool and were a gift from a friend. In our last session we fought an ancient dragon because my level. 6 rouge/bard accepted a challenge from one (he’s a bold fellow) and to everyone’s shock and amazement his character (a war-forged paladin) absolutely dominated in that fight. He got like three crits in a row and dealt hundreds of points of damage. It was incredible for someone who normally rolls nat 1s constantly even with weighted dice. I’m sure his back must be hurting from carrying the entire party in that fight.😂

Seeing Gaijin Explode with RAGE at Not being ALLOWED by the Game system to just DAKKA ALL WEZ GOTZ BOIZ!!! isn't something I thought I'd See, But I am SO here for it!....(Note that this is not encouragement to Continue doing it, it's special because it's so Rare to see this kind of Rage from em!)

River Flows, Snow Falls, Life goes on, an' da boyz will all be there for ya!

I’m really happy for you man. I’ve been waiting for another “Which Ninja” for a long time now but honestly, seeing you make what you want instead of what the algorithm wants, I can wait a bit longer

I haven't played the tabletop yet, but Bad Moons Orks were for sure a faction I was compelled to explore. This video's a good prep for what to expect. Gotta learn to enjoy the dakka even if I'm bound to miss :face-blue-smiling:

I feel your pain. I also have rolls that are legendary for how bad they are. But you're right, it's the time you spend with friends that's truly important. There will always be another game and if not do you really want stress to ruin your last game? Thanks for bringing us on this journey with you. Looking forward to what's next.

I'm glad you're having fun again. You learned the most important lesson of orks. It's not about who wins or loses. It's about telling stories, having fun, and the drive to krump harder. I wish you many fun games and the WAAAGH! of your dreams.

Ah Yes the shooty boyz taught you how to be zen they are certainly great teachers

As someone who has more recently gotten into the Warhammer franchise, I'm glad you are making these videos. I don't play tabletop, yet, but I enjoy most of the games whether classic Warhammer or Warhammer 40k. I'm also glad that you've found something that helped with the problems you were dealing with.

Im excited for both your japan vids AND your ork vids ❤

I've been waiting to watch your Ork video on your Orc Big War Boss dude for a bit, finally got around to watching it and sent me down a rabbit hole of your Ork content. It's been weirdly insightful and helpful. Despite not knowing anything of Warhammer 40K I found this very enjoyable. As a fan of flamethrowers and Shotguns to a fan of big guns, Dakka.