The Return of Space Orcs

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Alien: Why would you think any of this is a good idea? Human: Probably because I'm a dangerous species with a long history of violence. Alien: ... Oh. Human: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

(The human’s new dog runs in) A: HUMAN! WHAT IS THIS PREDATOR DOING IN OUR HOUSE?! H: oh, that’s Max. I adopted him yesterday. And what do you mean “Predator”? A: front-facing eyes, sharp teeth, and high muscle strength meant for sprinting, ITS CLEARLY A CARNIVORE! H: oh, yeah I guess so. But don’t worry, he’s harmless. Max (jumps on Alien. Starts licking.) H: aww, he likes you. A: (confused screaming)

Fun Fact: The "10% of the brain" claim is based on a presentation about the study of Neuroscience. The original presentation was about our understanding of our brains and how at the time we knew "what 10% of our brain does." Like we knew that the frontal cortex was responsible for inhibitions, fears, and conformity. This was misinterpreted as "we know what the brain does but only 10% of it is on.". Additional fun fact: The reason we know so little about what the different parts of a brain does is because we learned what the parts do by what happens when humans lose those parts of the brain. For instance we know what the frontal cortex does because a man took a railway spike to the face and damaged his frontal cortex. He then lost all inhibitions, becoming increasingly blunt in conversation and frequently leaving his house half-dressed or nude. So we couldn't ethically carve out pieces of some dudes brain and then see how he acts which limited how well we can study what parts of the brain did.

See, my whole problem with this trope is that a species as risk-averse as these hypothetical aliens would never even ATTEMPT space travel. They would take one look at the radioactive death void outside of their planet's atmosphere and go "screw that, we're staying home."

That last one was sad, bro. Please dont look at me. i have drops of water on my face.

“What are you doing?” “Algebra homework.” “Oh. Is that some sort of language?” “What, no. It’s-it’s math.” “As in mathematics?” “Yeah.” “But…there’s letters.” “Those are variables, numbers I don’t know the value of.” “Why would you do math where you do not know numbers? 2+2=4, so I suppose a²+b²=c² as well!” “That’s the Pythagorean theorem.” “Fu-“

Took me a moment to realise "Rounded stone" was probably referring to a tombstone, and my day got just that little bit worse. Luckily, the rest of the video improved it slightly before then, so it's still like, a net +0.5 to my mood.

I find it funny that ppl assume aliens better than us when they could just as messed up in there own way without knowing.

Wasn't the whole "10 percent of our brains" debunked like... ages ago?

Space orcs are back. Seems like Father has gifted us a present today

LETS GOOOO SPACE ORCS RETURN!!!

Alien: Human why are you bobbing your head like an earth-pigeon? Human: Oh I'm listening to-Wait "Earth pigeon?" I don't like the implication of that Alien: That is besides the point, what is with the rapid head and body movements? Human: Oh i'm listening to rock music it's a cover about a hick that beats the devil in a fiddle contest Alien: Outstanding... Never change human, never change

A: Human, what is this implement? H: Oh, that? That's a minigun. A weapon. The barrels rotate and fire in sequence to maximize firepower without overheating each individual barrel. A: Do I... do I even want to know what exactly is "mini" about this thing? H: We have an aircraft built around one of those, except it's the size of a car, fires explosive bullets an inch and a half in diameter and the recoil produces about as much thrust as one of the aircraft's engines. A: . . . Please show this to our leaders so they'll remember to never go to war with your species.

Alien: Human, I have a question? Human: sure, go ahead. Alien: So, I've been doing some research here and there, and I keep coming across mentions of... Neanderthals? What are they? Human: oh, those guys... so, uh, picture a human Alien: ok Human: now add more muscle and hair Alien: ok... Human: and then picture them living in smaller groups than you've seen humans living in, all the while being shorter than us too. Alien: ok... Human: and that's practically it. They were a essentially another intelligent species before going extinct. Alien: sighs let me guess, you humans wiped them out with your aggressive nature? Human: actually, there's been some evidence that they and humanity interbred with each other... becoming one species instead of two. Alien: how is that even possible if the two species were separate species plus the lack of technology to allow such hybrids to occur? Human: well, remember how I said Neanderthals were basically smaller and hairyer humans? Alien: yes Human: that's because humans and Neanderthals were very closely related to each other to be able to have children that were able to make more children of their own. Alien: fascinating... Human: what was that part about technology allowing 2 separate species to have children with each other? Alien: ... Human:... Alien: I don't think that'd be a wise decision on my part, human

"Why do you humans keep putting Toxic stuff into your foods" Because for some reason Toxic+Toxic=perfectly safe, like salt. Also 3:10 really depends on if you live inside or outside of USA.

I understand that the misinformation is for comedy, but GOSH my love for correct & factual information is being attacked.

Comes sprinting I'M HERE!

YOOO SPACE ORCS!!! BACK JUST IN TIME FOR MY HYPERFIXATION!!!!

I know the reason you stopped doing this series is because it paints humans in a very dumb light and you prefer to see things more optimistically, which is the entire purpose of Cyana and Cosmic Wonders, but I really like the funny voices and reactions you do with these posts (and i like the genuine heartfelt skits even more) so I'm glad its back after all this time; even if it's just a one time thing.