Meanwhile... Space Vodka | Deadly Foods | Boeing’s Rough Landing

Love that the subtitles can barely even attempt to keep up with any given Meanwhile opening. 🤣

You know folks, I spend most of my time diligently staring at my screen, drinking in the audio ambrosia foreplay that is Stephen's introduction to his Meanwhile segment. I let every phrase and nuance enter my ear canal with explicit consent. His sultry voice travels through my eardrum and massages my inner ear bones, seductively relieving them of the burden of the everyday claptrap they're used to. Finally, his voice reaches my inner core and transports me to that special place. But sometimes, sometimes folks, I want to skip the courtship dance and get straight to business so I take the mouse with my hand, move it to that dirty red line, and fast forward like I mean it until I see the "Meanwhile" logo.

When I heard the news that Boeing might help build a spaceship, I was like “…You’re joking.”

Stephen I can't believe you haven't gotten together with Jimmy Fallon to help Seth Myers get Ben and Jerry's to make his ice cream "A Closer Lick."

Starliner has had previous issues with a clock being set wrong causing to misjudge its orbit and not dock with the ISS, multiple thruster and valve failures, the parachute links not being strong enough, and the recent discovery that the wiring loom was wrapped hundred feet of flammable tape.

Boeing: you'll ascend to the heavens, one way or another.

1:45 Vodka infused with a space rock gets you drunk and stoned in one go.

Astronauts have the biggest balls of all .. we worry about Boeing flights .. they got on a Boeing rocket and went to space , pretty sure you loose a door or a wheel in space and there is no safe landing 😳

The Boeing jokes are the best!😂

Seriously though.. the real story is all the Boeing whistle blowers dying

Space vodka? Isn’t that what Marjorie Taylor Greene was drinking when she hallucinated Jewish space lasers?

Amphora? You actually got the word "Amphora" into the intro? One of your writers must be an ancient world nerd. Give him/her a raise before a headhunter steals him/her away.

Ha ha sick FedEx burn! Once I ordered some very expensive acoustic foam panels for my studio, and the FedEx driver decided to just chuck the box into the bushes next to my house. In the rain.

4:45...touche! ♫ You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...♪♪

Your Boeing segment missed a massive crash in Africa a few hours ago where the Boeing airplane failed to take off and ended up in a field on fire with passengers running for their lives.

Researchers didn’t answer the most important question: The people who ate ultra-processed food and died earlier… Did they have a happier life?

I grew up in the 70s eating those “ultra processed” foods. Due to all the preservatives I figure I’ll live forever!

Cold Stone Cremery should have said it was “pistachio-flavored” (as in “taste like” instead of “taste of”).

2:00 - can you imagine what life would be like if organic foods were actually INEXPENSIVE??? We're not all rich celebrities!
You know what ends our lives faster than processed foods? Starving!
Also I can't stomach the idea of slaughtering an animal to make my own steak or fried chicken and I'm certain many modern Americans can't either.

Annnnnnnd that 'alarm' bit is now my wife's new ringtone. She's gonna be thrilled on the train tomorrow. Thrilled.

Stephen had to tread lightly with that intro...as a UPS employee, that Fed Ex joke was hilarious to me.