An Uncomfortable Trip to the UK

"All girls are selfish" .......Not the best opening line for flirting but I'll give ya points for originality

Old Jaiden: Hide and Pee Current Jaiden: I peed on my wallet We’ve come full circle

The guy in line was choosing his dialogue options on a coin flip every time

Two take aways 1. You should get a wallet chain, yes they’re out off style but super practical in this situation 2. That guy is 100% subscribed to hustlers university

Meanwhile at a store... Cashier: Your dollar smells- Jaiden: Shut up.

James: "Stop touching my shoulder" Jaiden: "Stop fist bumping me"

6:44 lol i love how her phone says "weirdo detected"

Plot twist he was actually a fan and only said that so you would put him in a video.

Things not to loose in a foreign country. 1. WALLET 2. VIRGINITY

Pro-tip for anyone traveling anywhere: do NOT constantly check your pocket to make sure that your wallet is there. This shows pickpockets exactly where to find it and makes their job 10 times easier. Make sure you keep it somewhere secure so you don't need to check it (though, yes, the small pockets in women's jeans make that way harder and I wish they'd give us real pockets instead LOL) and resist the temptation to check or, if you must, find somewhere you won't be seen checking it first. Sometimes, like when you're paying for something, taking your wallet out is obviously unavoidable but always minimize the amount of times you could give away the pocket it's in.

What if Jaiden left it at Shreks and his swamp sewage system somehow brought it to the toilet, I have a weird brain.

1:05 VirGiNiTy wAs SeCoNd On ThE LiSt I'm DYiNg

He was probably flirting and probably = 99.99%

Gosh the exact same thing happened to me recently. Theres this guy who sat next to me on the school bus, I initially was about to listen to music and vibe, but he tried to introduce himself and me being the nice person that I am also introduced myself. He asked me insanely weird questions that you shouldn't ask a person you met a few minutes ago. He asked me about my sexuality, mental health, if I have a boyfriend (I am aro so I said I don't) and he even made the entire bus ride about his backstory. I don't mind if they're talking about something traumatic, but only if we known eachother for a little bit. And he ALSO keeps giving me fist bumps!□ To this very day he still tries to find me at school and I would often avoid his presence and his fists bumps. I never usually write long paragraphs but man how I can relate to the second story □

The last fanart at the end card is genuinely so funny to me. She’s so proud of her self

So I peed in my wallet everytime I hear that sentence I can’t help but laugh

0:46 I completely forgot about Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life until now. Thanks Jaiden

The "DO NOT LOSE" List: 1.) Wallet 2.)Virginity 3,) Young Child 4.)Phone 5.) Patience

7:36 this guy was probably high on teabag drugs 😂😂😂

Remember kids! Misogyny is a great conversation starter!