Alien Ambassador Takes One Look At Human Pets Almost Has Heart Failure | HFY | Sci Fi Short Story |
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Published 2024-03-02
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"Can I pet that dawg?!" Is one of humanities greatest powers.
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Once we were wolves, wild, fierce and wary. Then we noticed you had couches...
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Humans go "it's friend shaped so it must be friend"
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Vzorix: growling with murderus intent Humanity: Jamaican accent “I would like to pet this creature.”
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Aliens: How did you domesticate those?! Humans: we booped their snoots Aliens: Booped their what??
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"That is a Kryzorian Hell Beast! It's a brutal, bloodthirsty monster!" Excuse me? It's a fluffy, and its called 'Kitty'
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This story is totally believable. Humans will make anything a pet.
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Humanity in a nutshell…don’t matter if it’s a fearsome predator, at least one of us will want to pet it. That’s a fearsome Zardokian panther. Nope, that’s my kitty cat and he’s called Mr. fluffy Butt
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I want an emotional support Vzorix. Also, so the Kroxim now understand what it's like to have a cat. "You are my pet!" "Sure, slave. Whatever you say."
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It takes a Deathworlder to understand a Deathworlder, and our species has the bizarre instinct to pack-bond with damn near everything. We will call ANTHING family if it lets us, and sometimes even if they refuse to. We desire to hug the danger-floofs and boop the snoots, even if they can disembowel us. Often more so if they can.
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When I was a kid, my neighbor had a Doberman Rottweiler mix that everyone was afraid of. I lost my frisbee in their back yard once and slowly fed the dog a pound of baloney one slice at a time while I got into the yard the retrieve my frisbee. after that the dog was my best friend. Always coming to the gate to get pets and wagging his tail so hard the whole back half of his body would wag.
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The one thing missing is that all those pets “followed them home”. Totally not the humans fault. You just can’t leave them alone fending for themselves. 😅
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"....it's an animal thing..." - Riddick
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Conquering the universe by loving the unlovable. New take on humans overtaking the established order of the universe.
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Aliens don't realize a few humans have bears, lions, and tigers as pets. Heck, one Polish artillery unit had a bear that hauled ammo for the unit. Heck a few old balls have had hyenas as pets, and on ocassion an alligator or crocodile. "I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him."
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Monster: "growl, snarls" Human: "How cute! Can I pet it?"
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Human: "Everything is doggo!"
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So basically its "You scratch my back and we will claw deeply into the backs of your enemies"
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A phrase that will soon come to be feared across the universe - "Whose a good boy! You're a good boy!"
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A fur friend is a fur friend, even if it has skin or scales.
