Actually Trying the Worst Self Defense Advice
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Published 2021-12-16
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All Comments (21)
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"As you can see, the attacker has successfully fired his weapon puncturing my left lung. This is exactly what you want, now you have control as the attacker is in shock. You can now remove the attackers left lung bio mechanically and insert it in to yourself, no anesthesiologist or surgeon required because of bio mechanics. This intelligent option can improve your survivability and save your life"
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Expert “I actually died”
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"I have practiced this one and I know what to do." *Pulls out gun.* Had me fucking dying dude.
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“you can’t win ‘em all” is the best advice i’ve seen in any yt self defense video. thanks for promoting public safety with this valuable information, gentlemen.
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Charlie: unlucky for you I took self defence training Killer with gun: walks back two steps Charlie: this guys good
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Quick advice for the person who is committing a armed robbery: Don’t stand at a kissable distance from whoever you are robbing, they might have watched a self defense tiktok.
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I love how all of Dale's advice assumes the attacker is both standing still, has no functioning hands, and is standing within a foot of you
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I love the use of the fake gun being ACTUALLY fired to show that just because you KNOW what to do, are GOOD at it, and could have GREAT reaction time, you can still just be dead. A lot of those self-defense videos like the one we see at the beginning with the police officer makes people believe that they are immune because they know that one trick. Even a pro is still vulnerable.
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Imagine disarming your attacker and you think youve won but he disarms you back because hes also watched this amazing self defense video
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I would be seriously questioning my life decisions if a 5’6 man was holding me at gunpoint while I was in my car asking me for my child
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10:01 is legitimately a good way to response to a knife attack
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1:38 i love that you can see that the natural human reaction would be to pull the gun back making it ready to fire again
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I hope Dale never runs into a robber with a revolver, or a rifle, or a shotgun, or nunchucks, or a sword, or a taser, or two friends who also have firearms.
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Dale's self defense techniques is the equivalent of your sibling saying they dodged all your attacks with their force field
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I love how none of Dale's "teachings" work if the attacker uses the main advantage guns offer... range.
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the sentence that instantly obliterates all of Dale's training; "i want you to take your wallet out and throw it over here, if you take a step anywhere i'll shoot you"
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"I don't have arms, sir" is actually a really good method, because they'll just sit there trying to comprehend how you're driving a car and before they know it, you took their gun.
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"I'm taking your child." Father: redirects gun towards child in back seat.
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The best part is Charlie being genuinely impressed by his friends techniques
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When he grabbed the barrel of the gun and Charlie stepped back, popped the 'mag' back in, and shot, I nearly spit my beer out 😂😂
