If Being Annoying Was A Job

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you forgot the important part of slow walkers they magically speed up when you try to pass them

It’s both annoying and brilliant that the Annoying People Incorporated logo isn’t perfectly aligned

Oh man. All these years I've been getting pissed off at people who are just trying to do their jobs. I feel terrible.

I love how this skit shows how being annoying is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

As annoying all these people are its also surprisingly wholesome how encouraging and excited for them the orientation guy is.

This feels like Ryan's experience at a grocery store and daily life.

Remember to get some fireworks and inexplicably set them off at 2am. For best results, occasionally have break for a couple of minutes before resuming, so that each time it goes quiet, people won't know if it's over or if they'll get annoyed again.

More tips for being Annoying at a movie theater. Eat your popcorn as loudly as possible with your mouth wide open, one piece at a time, so it lasts as long as possible. If you're at the back and checking your phone throughout the whole movie isn't a viable way to annoy people, don't worry! There are still ways to annoy the people in front of you. If someone is directly in front of you, rest your feet or knees heavily against the back of the chair and "accidentally" kick it as often and as hard as possible. If there's nobody directly in front of you, but there is someone one or two chairs over, drape your feet over the top of the chair in front of you, so they're as close to the other person's face as you can get them. Bonus points, if you take off your shoes, and your feet reek. If your theater has a sloped floor, quietly spill your extra large drink while it's completely full and don't tell anyone, so that anything the people in the rows in front of you might be keeping on the floor (purses, shoes, feet, etc) gets sticky and trashed. Also make sure to spill every iota of popcorn that you don't chew loudly (and maybe some that you do) on the floor and leave all of your trash behind. The theater employees love knowing exactly where you were sitting and have nothing better to do than to clean up after you. If you have a loud baby or toddler, absolutely do not take him/her out of the auditorium if he/she starts crying, and if that child soils a diaper, just straight up change it in the auditorium and leave the dirty diaper on the floor where not only does everyone around you have to smell it for the rest of the movie, but then a total stranger has to clean it up afterwards. Oh, and vape! Vape a lot. The projector light passing through your clouds is super distracting. When the movie is over, talk loudly about spoilers while passing the line for the next showing. If it's opening weekend, be sure to share any spoilers with the staff while getting your spilled drink refilled for the road. Chances are, they haven't gotten to see it yet, cause they've been too busy working. I've got a million more, but the more advanced techniques specialize in annoying the staff rather than the general populace, so I'll stop here. This rant was brought to you by someone who spent over ten years working at a movie theater.

The most unrealistic part of this is that they didn’t mention that you didn’t have enough work experience.

0:45 Ryan annoyingly interrupting Ryan, then being interrupted by Ryan to be told “nice interruption, very annoying” almost made my head explode.

2:37 "Love the enthusiasm, hate the visual" is an ICONIC quote. 😂

“Also we’re going to give you two cellphones so as soon as you’re done talking loudly on one, the other one rings. That way you’d give people a tiny moment of hope you might be done, only to shatter it.” 😂

This seems likes Ryan’s passive aggressive way of venting against everyone that winds him up everyday. 😆😆😆

The sad part is that so many people do all of this without getting paid for their work.

4:09 The twitter and instagram icons have a non-alligned ring… BRILLIANT

That one baby: *gets a raise together with a promotion*

Also, for bring a child to work day, make sure you neglect your baby so it screams and you do nothing about it, and use the baby stroller to block people in the streets.

I never knew being annoying was an actual job. Everything makes so much sense now.

You could of added a few more for the grocery store. If your going in to buy 1 or 2 items, make sure you bring your whole family with you. Don't forget about grandma and grandpa who can barley walk, make sure they come! Oh, and when you pick an item out and put it in your shopping cart, you then want to displace that item on different product, even though you could take 2 steps to your right and put the item back in the proper spot. Also, when employees are working and pulling heavy pallets and therefore using momentum, you want to make sure you walk infront and behind them at ALL TIMES so they have to continously stop and start again. There could be A LOT of room to walk around those employees, but DON'T! Make sure you are always in their way. Speaking of employees, who are usually gettting paid minimum wage, you want to complain to them about the PRICES of the stores product. As if they are getting comission. Lastly, when an item is sold out, and you ask the employee if they have any more in the back, if you get told "no, sorry we are sold out", DO NOT ACCEPT THAT ANSWER! Keep asking for them to check, and you can take it a step further, go ask other employees to check and then THE MANAGER! Make the employee waste valuable time to search for an item, they know 100% IS NOT IN STOCK. Just a few points you could of added.