How to beat Skyrim without Walking

Did you think you could get away? Discussion thread : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/m1x28t/thread_how_…? Music playlist (if the one in the description doesn't work): bit.ly/2PNJpmI

"You were trying to cross the border?" "No I literally can't move"

"Being over encumbered makes you faster." It just works

As ridiculous as this may seem, this is the most lore accurate Dragonborn character I’ve ever seen. To have achieved such mastery over the voice that you only move only using the Thu’um and to have followed in Tiber Septim’s footsteps by using the power of Chim to reshape your character’s past to get out of Helgen…it is a thing of beauty.

The plot twists just got better and better

Tonight on Skyrim James gets killed by a Netch, Jeremy shouts himself across Tamriel. And Richard falls down the 7000 steps

Imagine being that guard, and seeing someone twist themselves 270 degrees into a bunch, and when you ask them to stop, they slide into a wall.

its quite poetic that in a challenge where you simply cannot walk, overencumberance actually makes you faster

Ymfah: Tries to use a bucket to fly Random Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

Ymfah whenever they encounter a problem in skyrim: this is a bucket.

Here's your Dovahzul translations if you're interested 7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"

7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"

43:16 i was fucking CRYING when i first saw this, the huge, creepy husk of a wolf head on a human body being captioned “Become a furry” caught me so off-guard

What I expected: Barely scraping by at snail speeds The end result: A vampire lord and leader of an endless werewolf legion dabbing across tamriel as he pleases

This is the opposite of a walkthrough.

I love that the challenge only restricts walking so lockpicking and technically swimming isn't banned, but ymfah goes the extra mile by finishing the game without using the left stick in general.

The knowledge, the strategy, the humor, the editing, the PATIENCE. It all comes together so beautifully that it makes me emotional. Like finishing a long drama series where the main character you have been rooting for has finally succeeded against all odds. Truly amazing.

If Bethesda just released Elder Scrolls VI we wouldn't have ymfah putting himself through this kind of torture just to feel something.

I love how this is scripted as a Guide when no human ever will recreate this atrocity.

41:00 - the way that syncs up with the lyric version of beneath the mask is incredible