Walmart and Target are going to war on tiktok
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Published 2021-09-28
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All Comments (21)
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As a former Target employee, we legally cannot tell you what the balls are for. Once you’re hired, they implant a detonator in your brain, and revealing the ball secrets will result in immediate termination.
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Excuse me Jarvis, we at target are not "employees" we're "Team Members" and we don't have "managers" we have "Team Leads" and we don't have a CEO, we have "Daddy Cornell" because we're a family who cares about eachother, which is why Daddy Cornell gives me a 10¢ raise every year if I'm a good slave, I mean team member.
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“i refuse to believe that someone was born in 2003” oh boy jarvis, wait til u find out that there were people born in 2004…
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why target has balls: “The giant concrete balls, called bollards, serve as safety precautions for keeping cars from driving into the storefront doors and potentially harming shoppers.”
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As an ex target employee I can confirm that the cart dudes are absolutely bored enough to launch a war.
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If Home Depot joins Walmart that's huge. Home Depot has the rail carts, flat carts, and table carts on top of normal carts. That kind of fire power could be world ending in the wrong hands
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I like to imagine a manager telling a group of minimum wage kids to go to the parking lot and collectively beat up a shopping cart
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So, my dad used to be a manager at a Walmart a long long time ago (like in the 80s/90s when they were smaller) And he's told me stories in the past where after shift him and some employees would stand outside of Target and shout stuff or bringing a 'TARGET SUCKS' sign to the parking lot like they were fighting THE MAN, on the war front for... Walmart .. the little guy. If my dad were a young adult today this is the kind of things he'd have been doing.
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This is just bizzare. Imagine in the future college business majors learning about this.
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I love the concept that there are Targets and Walmarts out there located so close to each other that they share a parking lot, as if they don’t have the exact same function
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Jarvis giving us the real stories of this horrific war. It's journalism like this that keeps the truth alive
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The fact that these two guys are named Jaden and Colton is just chef’s kiss
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I would totally love an "enemies to lovers" arc for Walmart and Targy
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I like how the dramatic Home Depot theme song appears at 3:41
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"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003. And I won't be elaborating further" cracked me up
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I truly adore that for the most part, Walmart and target are actually not involved (and not firing their employees making these videos). Just some kids havin fun 😀
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We really went from “T-T-T-T-ARGETTTT” to We will win this Target v Walmart War
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As a former Target employee, I will never ever support Target in this war. That 5% discount was BS, it barely took off tax!
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I'm 29 but never do I feel more like an 87 year old than when Jarvis tells me about the ludicrous shit Tiktok is up to. XD
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As a former Walmart employee I can not fathom having any sort of loyalty to that hell store even for clout.
