Orks vs Crimson Fist. Unleashing the God-busta Megastompa! Warhammer 40k

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Published 2021-10-19
Gerry! Gerry! Gerry! The God-Busta Megastomper from Kromlech has hit our battlefield and Producer-tier Patrons from Patreon made the absolutely insane stats and then asked resident Waaagh specialist James Jones to pilot the monstrosity. Space Marine Steve has assembled a force of Imperial Knights and Crimson Fights to try and bring this thing down.

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UNIT OVERVIEW
The God-Busta Megastomper is a custom model designed and created by Kromlech - Bits of War for tabletop wargaming. This document represents some house rules for using it in Warhammer 40k.
POINT VALUE: 1000pts

PROFILE: (Patreon Producer-tier)
M: 14", WS: 2+, BS: 4+, S: 10, T:14, W: 30-60, A: 8, Ld: 20, Sv: 1+
M: 10", WS: 2+, BS: 5+, S: 9, T:12, W:15-29, A: 9, Ld: 20, Sv: 2+
M: 6", WS: 2+, BS: 6+, S: 8, T:10, W: 1-14, A: 10, Ld: 20, Sv: 3+

SPECIAL RULES:
Blown to Bitz: When this model reaches 0 wounds, roll 2d6. If either one of the dice is a 5+, it explodes. Units within 3" of this model suffer D6 mortal wounds. Units within 4"-6" suffer D3 mortal wounds. (Patreon Producer-tier)
Transport: This model may carry 25 ork infantry. Mega nobz and jetpack units take 2 spaces.(Patreon Producer-tier)
Krumpin!: When this unit completes a charge move, deal d3 mortal wounds to one enemy unit within engagement range. (Patreon Producer-tier)

Gargantuan Stride: Gerry may step over any building or unit during the movement phase. Additionally, this model may shoot and charge in turns in which it falls back..(Patreon Producer-tier)
Bigger Kustom Force Field: 5+ invuln save to ork units wholly within 12” of this model. ((Patreon Producer-tier)

WEAPONS
God-Stomper Mega Saw: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Sweep- Range: Melee, Type: Melee, Strength: User, AP: -3, Damage: 3
Make three hit rolls when using this weapon
Krush- Range: Melee, Type: Melee, Strength: x2, AP: -4, Damage: 3 + 3D3
Any hit rolls of 1 give the bearer 1 mortal wound
The Godly Gatling Gun: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 30", Type: Dakka 40/20, Strength: 6, AP: -1, Damage: 1
The Boom Boom Blaster: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 30", Type: Heavy d6, Strength: 10, AP: -3, Damage: d6, Special Rules: can fire twice if no other gun collection guns are fired.
The Deadly Death Ray: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 75", Type: Heavy 1, Strength: 18, AP: -6, Damage: 3d6, Special Rules: “IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR” : Ignores Invulnerable Saves, Damage is Dealt in a 75" line, all friendly and enemy units in the line drawn from Gerry and the declared target must roll 1D6, on 1-3 they suffer 1D3 Mortal Wounds, on a 4-6 they avoid the beam. (Patreon Producer-tier)

Gut-Busta Cannon (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 36", Heavy 2D6 shots, Strength: 9, AP: -3, Damage: D3, Special rule: Blast. If this weapon hits, units with the non-vehicle keyword within 13" are moved away from the target unit in a straight line 3".
The Led Launchers:
Range 30, Dakka 15/10, Strength 5, AP -1, Damage 1

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All Comments (21)
  • @RealShologar
    1000 points for Jerry was way, way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY too cheap. rofl
  • James: succesfully rolls iniative Me: ight that’s good game see you next week
  • I just want to point out that a Warhound Titan is 2000 points, so twice as much as Gerry, and it's stat profile is as follows: WS4+ BS3+ S8 T8 W50 A4 L10 Sv2+. The Warhound also has only two weapons that amount to 40 shots at S6 AP-2 D2 and no specialized melee weapon (just its feet attacks). Gerry really needed to be the entire points cost of the Ork Army
  • @markleicht8336
    For those who have never gone against a custom stompa. This is similar just larger. Nice to see Jim return. For the wahhhhh. Shout out to Jim what's up!
  • @aboocock
    Gerry was seriously under costed at 1000 points
  • @TheColosiss
    This was a fun game guys. As an ultramarines player, it was cool to see the Green Skins at a huuuge advantage. It was actually very inspiring to see how long the marines were able to last against such overwhelming odds... Great game!
  • @madprophet6891
    In this heartbreaking episode, I am forced to choose between my two great loves of rooting for orks and rooting for Steve. Tune in next week, where Play On Tabletop forces me to choose which child to keep, with a special Patreon-exclusive video in which I choose between which arm goes in the woodchipper!
  • Honestly though, it would have made more sense for Steve to be allowed an extra amount of points on the board to make up for that... Ungodly Jerry monster
  • This whole episode reminds me of the orc mega gargant "Godbreaker" that took down the imperator battle titan Stormherald in the helsreach novel. God daaaaamn that was some intense titan action especially when narrated by Jonathan Keeble.
  • @heykeiffers6684
    I feel like since jerry sooo tall, anything within 6 inches shouldn’t be able to be targeted. Kinda like they can’t angle the weapons down enough. And kinda gives Steve a chance to actually fight back
  • @nerdhop1584
    Anyone else think the stompa was a little to OP for 1000 pts lol 😆
  • @thesighbored
    There should have been a mega unit for Steve to slug it out with Gerry, that would have been epic.
  • @Frostwolf223
    Man, only 4 out of 44 ranged weapons for knights are able to wound that thing on better than 5+. Patreon did not give a fuck about it being fun to play against that monster. I would definitely recommend some, you know, balance, if you ever plan to put it in another battle report.
  • @bigeye6606
    1k pts for that monster is ridiculously cheap. compare that to the 2000pts for a Warhound titan.
  • @AsianViking27
    Steve…. You need to stop losing in the Deployment phase… battle on, brother.
  • Ta’u Nick’s Manta: Finnaly! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
  • I feel more knights were needed for this match honestly. Jerry could have wiped the board by itself with a little more time lol
  • I appreciate the self-awareness on the Gerry-chant. +10 points.