Toss A Coin To Your Witcher

Jaskier: When a humble bard Geralt: Thats not how it happened

Damn! When medieval pop was still good! I miss the 910's

He didn’t have to go this hard, but he did. He did that for us.

Geralt:*Sitting Alone Drinking* Jaskier: H E L L O T H E R E

You can tell Jaskier's a freelancer because his idea of a helpful song isn't "this guy is awesome" it's "this guy is awesome now pay him his goddamn money".

when someone in your family asks you to kill a big nasty spider for them because they're scared of spiders.

Director: How epic should be Jaskier's song? Jaskier: Yes.

The potential this show had :(

Help, I can't stop listening to this.

"Damn it Dandelion, what is it this time?" "I've written a song for you, Geralt." "...You play Gwent?" "Of course!"

Me telling the class how my friend killed that spider in the corner.

I actually heard of this song before watching the series and I was like wow, Witcher must be pretty damn badass. gets captured by elves .....Still Badass.

When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song When the White Wolf fought A silver tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil's horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher He can't be bleat Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horde That bashes and breaks you And bring you the morn, oh He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He's a friend of humanity So give him the rest That's my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity just for me when I want so sing, didn't see the lyrics in the comment

toss a coin for your Witcher inhales oh valley of PLENTYYYYHIIIIII

When you give the aux cord to the Polish person

imagine you playing the witcher 3 its a saturday and it was for about 8 hours in one siting. You lay back as the credits rolled. You completed every quest/sidequest. and this plays. Hell yes this is satisfying. Why don't games do that more often.

Probably the best thing to come out of Netflix Witcher is this song, which is really sad, lol.

Tmw you find out they literally spent months trying to make this as catchy as it is.

Elf on the shelf reference is somehow in character and I love it 😂

Jaskier does. Realise he belittled himself to give Geralt a positive reputation. Like he said he got beat up by elves. While Geralt saved his ass. Not very manly there Jaskier. 😂