The Secret I've Kept Since The Great Potato War

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embezzeling war funds is insane

Techno hit a bullseye with his assumption. You were playing checkers while he was farming potatoes.

You've just created an infinite loop. Now Mp4 is going to do a pig race with you, and then as his secret backup plan he will farm squids...

The thing that especially sucks is we all know Techno had so much more to give. It's like having a RPG character that has the passive ability "If he can do something and deems it worth it, he will do it automatically". Thanks for putting him back into my mind, I was already doing poorly during his time, getting another taste now that i'm doing better is so nice. He's definetly one of my role-models and he'll definetly remain in my heart. Technoblade never dies.

Imagine if techno had a squid farm too, that would be the ultimate "i outsmart your outsmarting that outsmarting my outsmart"

Techno probably: "HEH?! I won because you were slaughtering millions of my kin on the side the whole time?! Phil better get that book, because I'm starting an ink sac collection!"

You know while Techno was you're greatest "Enemy" I do appreciate the fact that you are raising money for him, because clearly you guys actually got along well outside of the potato war.

I love that you’re not the type of person who would be toxic and super angry at Techno for beating you in the Great Potato War, and even linked to a way to support his family. Fly high Techno, and thank you Squid.

bro really had to wait two years just to be sure Techno wouldn't suddenly appear and be like "nope, MY trophy, nerd!"

I lost to a back up plan... Joking aside, GGs squid, you beat me even though I didn't know you were competing lol. Again, Techno Never Dies

Techno would be 3 things: Impressed of you for such a Sly scheme, and Porkchops none the less. In disbelief as you technically were doing 2 leaderboards at once and had a notable amount still on him. Proud as its very abundant and clear that he's rubbed off on you and you are carrying a legacy by now matching him and taking a throne from another unsuspecting. It's also super heartwarming to see this feat being dedicated to him, may you prove might on the boards and more over, hold the fact that Techno Never Dies.

How fitting that a former rival of Technoblade back in the potato war days has gone on to take on the mantle of pork king. I’m sure Techno would be proud.

I can almost picture Techno in heaven going "WHAT!!!"

Ima take this video as the Potato War Epilogue

Dude, this video is so cool, not only are the tributes to Technoblade really fucking sweet, but also the editing and the vibes are just immaculate, Squidkid, you’re one of the most inspiring people out there, if anyone is worthy enough to be called Technoblades rival, it would be you, keep being awesome man

"Keep your plans impenetrable as the night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War Great job squid!

Tracking the competition meticulously and stealing away the #1 spot like a thief in the night - I think it's safe to say that techno has passed the torch to the one other person worthy to hold it.

W SQUID KID, TECHNO NEVER DIES

Took funds from a war to support another is crazy