Half in the Bag: 2024 Mid-year Catch-up (part 1 of 2)

Sorry about the out of focus two shot. Both of them thought the other had checked the shot. Mike was drunk and Jay was HAF. They focused each others' shots IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. And that is NOT Mike in Lousy Carter. The movie Mike is in is called Lousy Farter. He's also in a movie called "Mike thinks he looks less fat when the shot is out of focus". Jay is also in a movie called "Pig was my favorite movie of the last ten years cause I'm a fucking weirdo". So again, Mike and Jay do not have a crew or a budget or anything else worthwhile in life. They do fail upwards constantly. Or rather, fail sideways. Mike continues failing sideways if you know what I mean. Or he like's to call it "Horizontal Expansion". Mike has just purchased stock in a company that makes belts for overweight bovine. They are looking to expand (pun intended) into the human market by selling their leather belts to portly gentlemen. You may wonder why a cow would need a belt? Or why a cow would wear a leather belt in the first place. The answer: Don't ask you scum. It's none of your business. Mike is gonna have over $5,000 dollars in his bank account when this stock goes public rest assured you fucks. Then he's gonna retire and live the good life on a cattle ranch wearing belts made of his friends.

Only Rich Evans could play a tiktok influencer, thanks to his boyish charm and good looks.

Jay only just clocking the existence of 90s nostalgia, when 00s nostalgia has already been full steam ahead for the past few years is possibly the most RLM thing ever.

Honestly, fixing Night Swim is super easy. Terminally ill kid, they bought the house with a pool for water therapy, figure out the healing powers, and then eventually start deliberately feeding it Little Shop of Horrors style so their kid can be healthy. They stop, pool starts spitting out soggy zombies. Fun all round.

R.I.P Roger Corman

Jay calling Rich "young man" is some of the best acting I've seen this decade

To put it simple: People have less time for BS movies because money is not growing on trees and also we have internet. And can choose what to watch and when. That wasn't the case in the 90s and 00s and before, so naturally less people go to the theatres.

Mike, “I may do a Chuckie marathon.” Zoom in on Jay, “Ooooo!”

RLM's idea of a TikTok influencer is a man in a Halloween store pimp hat and I think that's wonderful

Mike liked Lousy Carter because the lead character is literally Mike.

That zoom in of Jay excitement over the idea of Mike doing a marathon of Chucky movies ….😂😂😂…..he can see the Re:View now!

"It's not worth getting angry about." is a sentiment I've been feeling for a lot of media this past 2-3 years.

It’s amazing that these guys are still bringing us new half in the bag skits 58 years since they began

Mike fascinates me, He is so sick of most movies but then sits down and watches night pool lmao

Mike's summary of modern horror movies is pretty spot on, a lot of them just feel like a high budget episode of Goosebumps. Horror-adjacent, but staying within that pg-13 rating

Blumhouse makes movies for 14yr olds to go to the theatre with a group of their friends, walk out laughing about how much it scared them, then forget exists by the time they go to sleep

Jay's eyes said Chucky re:view or Chucky trivia. idk but I'm here for it.

Honey wake up, a new RLM vid dropped. Honey..? Oh, right. I'm completely alone.

It’s crazy the state of movies is so bad RLM is becoming a channel about three guys who don’t watch movies anymore

I'm shocked to see Mike drinking water.