Chud Hucksley - Whacked Off By The Bailiff (AI Song)
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Published 2024-07-06
(Lyrics)
[Verse]
It was a Monday morning, long before the sun,
Got a summons letter that said my time had come.
Judge Judy's courtroom, boy, it looked so grim,
Little did I know, things would get more dim.
[Verse 2]
The bailiff stood tall, with his uniform pressed, Took me by surprise, this ain't no jest. His grip firm and kind, I couldn’t protest, In the clutches of the law, I couldn't second-guess.
[Chorus]
Oh, whacked off by the bailiff, in Judge Judy's hall,
I never thought my life would take this kind of fall.
With his strong arms ready, I was held so tight,
In the craziest twist of a bluegrass night
[Verse 3]
I tried to plead my case, sayin' it ain't my fault, But the judge gave a glance, and my heart did halt. The bailiff nodded gently, as if he'd seen it all, In the courtroom blues, I heard that gavel call.
[Bridge]
Oh, the banjo keeps on strummin', while the fiddle cries, In the halls of justice, ain’t no kind of disguise. With bluegrass melody singin' wild and free, That bailiff’s grip was more than I could foresee.
[Chorus]
Oh, whacked off by the bailiff, in Judge Judy's hall,
I never thought my life would take this kind of fall.
With his strong arms ready, I was held so tight,
In the craziest twist of a bluegrass night
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