so i shot her anyway

@SlurryNoises 2 years ago

For anyone wondering, - the female was in fact not pregnant - the old man was not charged with anything - her male accomplice ended up getting sentenced to 12 years in prison!! heck yea

@sisigpapi 2 years ago

This guy’s coming in with a “what are they gonna do? Give me a life sentence? Lmao” mindset

@kevint1911 2 years ago

Don’t mess with old people. “Life in prison” means a whole lot less to them.

@ZorroVulpes 14 days ago

Fun fact: when someone is robbing your house you can’t tell if they are unarmed or not

@brindleface9316 2 months ago

“Sir what should we refer to the perpetrators as in the report? Intruders? Robbers?” “Nah call them ‘unarmed couple’ “

@eros21112 2 years ago

imagine stepping on his grass and a boss health bar appears in the air

@trillrifaxegrindor4411 2 years ago

"I'm pregnant, don't shoot!" "You'd be a terrible mother anyway"

@saintgtx 21 days ago

Funny meme, but don't let this distract you from the fact that the "unarmed couple" had beat 80 year old Thomas Greer before forcing him to open a safe containing $5,000 cash. When Thomas shot the lady, he dragged her into his garage to lure the guy. The guy did come back, but not for his dead accomplice, but instead for Greer's phone and gun. He then got into the getaway car driven by his OWN MOTHER! What a crazy story, calling these people an "unarmed couple".

@xxxxxx-tq4mw 2 months ago

You failed to mention that, Andrea Miller 26, and Gus Adams 28, beat Ed Winter, throwing him to the ground, and breaking his collarbone, and this was the 4th time he’d been broken into. This was in 2014 and i hope Mr Miller is still with us and God bless him.

@sethwilliams2565 1 year ago

"the female wasnt as fast as the male so i shot her in the back twice" What a quote

@joseribeiro5894 2 years ago

That's a "call an ambulance, but not for me" moment, right there.

@TBJL66 12 days ago

If she was pregnant, the old man saved that baby from having a shitty childhood at least.

@johnblaze2665 21 days ago

This reporter is trying too hard to make him the bad guy

@Drebel503 1 year ago

Fun fact: you can avoid getting shot by not robbing people.

@dangerous1090 2 years ago

The old guy wasn’t in danger, he was the danger.

@insertnamehere5078 1 month ago

She was robbing him. I don’t really care passed that point. She kinda made the choice for her and her unborn baby and that’s on her.

@GregThaGamur 1 month ago

"you come into MY home, and tell ME how to act?"

@AFatalPapercut 2 years ago

"The lady didn't run fast as the man so I shot her in the back twice." Remember you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the person behind you.