Squirrel Stapler

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Published 2023-05-05
I'm finally back and so of course I decided to play a nice relaxing game where you staple squirrels to your formerly alive wife! Lovely! Made by the same guy that made Iron Lung.
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All Comments (21)
  • "Don't you worry your pretty little pelt, you're going to make my wife beautiful" is honestly a terrifying sentence
  • A year and a half from now: markiplier presents: squirrel stapler
  • @redtexan7053
    I love how every play through I’ve seen of this game, everyone who plays instantly becomes just deadly serious and freaked out the moment the GOD IS COMING chant begins.
  • @marvelgeek642
    I like to think Amy is somewhere in their house, minding her own business and will just randomly hear Mark yell “SQUIRREL!”
  • @jippo91
    As a hunter i can say that this is totally accurate depiction of us. We do be stapling squirrels to our loved ones.
  • @thejoeman0123
    "My wife needs stapled squirrels" is the best line out of context I've ever heard.
  • @-chaos-4913
    Gotta say, mark flexing that he can de-bone a squirrel in under 3 minutes, comparably to a squirrels ability to de-bone a male human in under 3 hours is my favorite part
  • @Dookieman1975
    Mark: “I’m not a masochist” Walks into bad circle after it hurts him multiple times
  • I like how Mark spent twice the usual time to play this game but somehow managed to miss the entire story about the witch
  • @taylordiamond
    Me: Enjoying my day. Mark: The words "Squirrel Stapler". Me: No longer enjoying my day.
  • @furygeist
    "Aww, baby, did you gain five squirrels?" freaking sent me. 😂
  • @SpringBon87
    keep in mind that somewhere out there is an alternate universe where markiplier made a squirrel stapler movie.
  • @tacomiester
    Iv never seen somebody so brazenly stare down a weeping angel and immediately turn their back to it without a second thought
  • @katemarsh3774
    The thing that makes Mark an awesome horror game youtuber is that he just goes with the plot. "I must staple squirrels to my wife to rejuvenate her" and he is just like "I must be mad, but let's do just that!"
  • I think Mark is the only person I've ever seen with the reaction time and movement to whip around and shoot the squirrel god thing
  • @Multifire
    The build up to that last scare is so perfect. It made me jump when I played it and still made me jump watching this and knowing what was about to happen.
  • @MutedMason
    Markiplier the King of the Squirrels, now uses his loyal subjects as a sacrifice for his beloved. How sweet.
  • mark: gets hurt by weird circle mark: goes back in also mark: i'm not a masochist guys
  • I'll always love how one of Mark's reactions to weird sudden noises is asking "What do you mean?"
  • Is any one else honestly impressed by how Mark can not only identify a squirrel by just like 5 pixels but also accurately shoot them?