Oblivion Guards
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Published 2017-02-05
All Comments (21)
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Once I had a Dark Brotherhood mission, where the secondary objective was to not kill any guards. I succeeded in killing the target, but was spotted on the way out. I ran for the hills and escaped by swimming across a large river. But I failed the secondary objective, because the guard chasing me drowned while in pursuit.
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"Speak, citizen." "..." "Stop talking." ó_Ò
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Cyrodiil Guards, the ones who chase you to the Oblivion and back just to confiscate a stolen apple
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teleports behind you sToP rIgHt ThErE cRiMiNaL sCuM
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4:42 the god of all oblivion guards has appeared right before your very eyes
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90% of the fun in Oblivion comes from having level 90 in Athletics and Acrobatics.
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I will never understand why the hero of Kvatch should bother to save Cyrodill while the guards are so damn efficient...
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Athletics skill: 86 Guard avoidance skill: 100000
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Runs to a giant tower in Oblivion. Guard pops out of the floor: STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
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The best guard experience I've seen wasn't me, but that one guy who had an imperial guard follow him to oblivion and started to drown in lava but still attempted to arrest the guy.
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Moves a basket in a cabin in the middle of the woods Guard in Bravil which is clear across the map "My Scrum senses are tingling"
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"Hey! Put that back!" puts it back "Break the law on my watch, will ya?"
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Oblivion guards have the AI of the Terminator. They never ever stop
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0:08 Me dodging social responsibilities in college
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0:57 That startled reaction always gets me.
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Tries to pick up broom that he accidentally knocked over. "THIEF"
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0:48 the guard looks tired af from all the running
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This is why Oblivion is good.