Vinny - Creepy Mario Hacks 2

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And then bloody hyper realistic Mario jumped out of the screen and kicked me in the goombas.

32:25 extremely funny that a game trying really hard to be taken seriously literally sampled michael scott at its climax (i know vinny points it out but still)

It's kind of insane how many "creepy" mario fan games and rom hacks there are. Vinny could legitimately turn this into a monthly segment and it would still take probably at least YEARS before he even remotely comes close to playing them all

I've just realized that "Hey there Champ!" Is borderline "Why hullo, Douglath"

And then hyper realistic Chris Pratt came out of the screen and started stomping… koopas for hours. He’s so cool

"Mario Rom Hack." "Sexual themes." Checks out.

Iggy's Castle, that first rom hack, has around 13 endings to it! Kind of nuts how developed a lot of these romhacks are these days.

And then hyperrealistic piss came out of Mario and I was like "what the hell are you doing"

58:27 after watching pannenkoak2012's video a few weeks ago those rotating cylinders look like a great source of invisible walls, and sure enough vinny gets invis walled quite a few times

0:44 Iggy's Castle 17:04 Alpha Sphere 34:16 Board 40:07 a couple of broken mods+ The Brothers Mario 44:50 Please Come to the Castle 1:02:10 Broken For You 1:04:02 Forrest Level 1:17:45 Special for you take 2

this has genuinely become my favorite vinesauce segment I cant put it into words but Dontyx doing horror themed stuff no matter how juxtaposed it is, just hits such a great vibe and I love it. Why cant it always be spooptober?

Seeing this guy try to solve puzzles is something else.

In the basement we hear Mario saying: “Here we go!” Which he might have done had a conveyor belt not spawned underneath his feet, suddenly drawing him away from the platform. Cradling MIPS the rabbit in his arms, Mario begins running as fast as he can, trying to out race the hole in the collision opening up behind them. Ahead, Luigi appears through a door. Mario pushes harder, edging closer and closer, until finally as he gets within reach, he tosses MIPS to Luigi, but she bounds away into the hands of the abyss before Luigi can grab her. Mario, however, has lost a lot of health. As he stays idle, he puts his hands on his knees and goes “hooh, hooh…” The conveyor carries him backwards ten or fifteen feet more and then for no apparent reason stops. Only the walls and ceiling continue their glitching around him, changing to low-poly versions, flickering, even phasing out altogether. When Luigi returns to the window, he sees his brother attempting to clear the space towards him. He is long jumping repeatedly on the conveyor going “YAHOO! YAHOO! YAHOO!” but is too slow to cover any ground. Whenever he lands a 5-foot long jump, the conveyor carries him back 7 feet before he can begin the next one. What happens next happens so fast it is impossible to realize just how brutal the closure was before it is already over. Only the after-effects create an image commensurate with the shutter like speed with which Mario’s face planted in an overhead beam, sending him falling stunned onto the conveyor belt racing below. “OOMFH!” he says. Bones “like dry pasta” (E. Gadd’s words)⁹⁹⁶ now jut out through the flesh. Blood covers his arms, as well as pours from his nose and ears. His eyes were realistic to the point that the community of online gaming creepypastas might qualify them as “hyper”⁹⁹⁷ and shot through with pure red. For a moment, Mario is flashing in and out of his invincibility frames. His squat body bounces up and down a few times before returning to his normal height. “Marioooooo!” Luigi shouts. Mario tries to run, but he has already exhausted himself. He allows himself to be swept further away from his little bro. He knows there’s no chance left to grab the power star. “I’m a tired!” Mario says. “Huhh?” Luigi yelps, as he prepares to jump down to the belt. But before he can Mario falls to his bottom and begins snoozing with a snot bubble coming out of his nose. “Nighty nighty… ahh spaghetti…” Mario’s words fade out of the range of the Lakitu Bros’ mics as his body plummets into the PU. Bowser’s laugh echoes. His face encompasses the screen for just a moment, before it closes in, soaking what remains of the level in another black void. Moments later Mario’s body reappears as he falls out of thin air, in front of the *castle*. “Mamma mia!” he says as he loses a life.

These are so interesting to me, I feel like you can sort of make two categories of "Creepy Mario Game". You got the popcorn ones, hyper realistic blood, cheap jumpscares, someone with a giant smile on their face, glitches etc. Then you have the artistic ones; slower pace, heavy themes, melodramatic writing, usually some PT influences. Blumhouse Mario and A24 Mario lmao. Funnily enough I think the popcorn ones are way better, I think because its easier to get past the inherently silly premise and admire some good spritework finding new ways to try and scare you. LUCAS or the one with the skinny luigi are legit fun to watch.

Not vinny playing my vanilla level design entry 3 times for absolutely no reason thinking its an actual full hack lol

Just twiddling my thumbs and waiting for one of these to say something like "have you ever WONDERED, why Mario's HAT... is RED??? 💉😱 "

Friendly reminder that the "Please Come To The Castle" hack was submitted for Simpleflips' SM64 Creepypasta Romhack competition.

Honestly, vinny playing Mario horror games is really comforting. It's just a fucking vibe to watch. Easily up there with the monkey ball streams.

44:50 YES, I love this one! I watched Simpleflips play this for his Creepypasta competition! It's called "Please Come to the Castle" (go figure) and is one of my favorite Mario 64 romhacks. The technical wizardry they had to pull off for some of the effects, like the eye painting and the static sand still blows my mind.