Can I beat the FIRST LEVEL of Kirby if bosses spawn every 30 seconds?

The constant depressed Dededes (or Dededepression, if you will) popping up throughout this video are way funnier than they probably should be

"Why is is either a tree or a depressed penguin" has to be one of my favorite Failboat quotes

I think Escargoon's absence is starting to get to Dedede

Legends say the Dedede that appeared throughout this video never got over their Dededepression to this day. (Except for that one Dedede at 3:55. He got over it.)

"Being haunted by the Phantom of the Pawpra" dealt necrotic damage to me

This was honestly one of the most hilarious videos I have seen in the past few months, DeDeDepression had a main contribution to that achievement

this whole segment was insane, the Dededepresion timings, the cursed discoveries, and somehow only 1 crash, im happy the video captured that stream moments

Spawn time stamps
0:10 Gorimondo
0:52 Tropic Woods
1:30 Phantom Gorimondo
1:39 Tropic Woods
2:00 Phantom Sillydillo
2:14 Phantom Forgo Dedede
2:31 Clawroline
3:01 Phantom Sillydillo
3:04 Phantom Forgo Dedede
3:22 Forgo Dedede
3:34 Fecto Forgo
3:56 King Dedede
4:04 Phantom Clawroline
4:32 Phantom Tropic Woods
4:47 Phantom Forgo Dedede
5:04 Gorimondo
6:13 Forgo Dedede
6:19 Phantom Forgo Dedede
6:33 Phantom Tropic Woods
6:47 Forgo Dedede
6:57 Phantom Tropic Woods
7:32Gorimondo
7:42 Phantom Forgo Dedede
8:00 Fecto Forgo
8:11 Phantom Meta Knight
8:18 Phantom Clawroline
8:31 Gorimondo
8:47 Gorimondo
8:52 Phantom Gorimondo
9:09 Phantom Tropic Woods
9:21 Fecto Forgo
9:26 Phantom Sillydillo
9:33 Gorimondo
9:50 Meta Knight
10:00 Tropic Woods
10:40 Fecto Forgo
11:24 Forgo Dedede
11:30 Phantom Tropic Woods
11:47 Fecto Forgo
12:09 Phantom Forgo Dedede
12:18 Forgo Dedede
12:25 Gorimondo
12:39 Meta Knight
12:51 Phantom Tropic Woods
13:13 Phantom Forgo Dedede
13:16 Clawroline And Phantom Tropic Woods And Phantom Tropic Woods
13:20 Phantom Forgo Dedede

Final Results
Gorimondo spawned 7 times
Tropic Woods spawned 3 times
Clawroline spawned 2 times
King Dedede spawned 1 time
Sillydillo spawned 0 times
Forgo Dedede spawned 5 times
Leongar spawned 0 times
Fecto Forgo spawned 5 times
Fecto Elfilis spawned 0 times
Phantom Gorimondo spawned 2 times
Phantom Tropic Woods spawned 9 times
Phantom Clawroline spawned 2 times
Phantom King Dedede spawned 0 times
Phantom Sillydillo spawned 3 times
Phantom Forgo Dedede spawned 8 times
Forgo Leon spawned 0 times
Morpho Knight spawned 0 times
Meta Knight spawned 2 times
Phantom Meta Knight spawned 1 time
Chaos Elfilis spawned 0 times

He went in wondering if he could beat 1-1 if bosses spawned every 30 seconds. He came out wondering what even is 1-1.

Though maybe 1-1 was the Dededes we made along the way.

Every time Dedede's design is changed, a Dedede has to be replaced by a newer one, meaning all of the Dededes you kept seeing were actually the Dededes with different designs from past games; the Kirby Franchise has changed Dedede so often, that's just how many of him are now in the lower class

I always get terrified whenever Failboat says "The idea is simple" at the start of a video

"if at any point you wanna come over and read a book-"
Gets grabbed by monke and thrown. 12:25

"So, how does it feel to be the first person to die to whispy's nuts?"
O H G R E A T H E A V E N S

Anxidedede’s character arc was better than anything I’ve seen in modern media

8:31 you don’t understand how funny this is

8:02: "Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!" 🤣

6:57 " why is always a tree or a depressed peinguin"

8:50 goromando turns green, we don’t need to stop trash in the sea for the turtles, but instead for goromando.

Depressed Dededes spawning in just crying instead of attacking is the most hilarious part.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land has the most accurate representation of a panic attack in media