Sean Patton was Paid $500 to Never Tell This Story | PARTY LEGENDS
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Published 2016-08-15
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All Comments (21)
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Also as this was Louisiana, I don't think those were Casper the Friendly Ghost costumes lol
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I'm gonna go ahead and believe this story just because it makes my life that much better.
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"A club I won't say the name of." "it's called the funny bone."
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Obviously the husband is rich af and somewhere along the way his wife turned into a crackhead and he just puts up with it and doesnt say anything to protect her and his reputation
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What an awesome story!!!
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As a resident of Louisiana, I believe this story.
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i never wanted this story to end...everyone needs to hear this!
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I think I smoked crack with this SAME woman in Baton Rogue!
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Legend....
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If someone were to pay me $500 to never tell a story, I would keep my mouth shut. I'll keep your secrets for hire!
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"It's almost like a casting agency sent over a husband" lmaooooooo
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This guy can tell stories. The visuals made it that much funnier. 😆
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"so we paid him another 500 to tell it."
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and they called it... the aristocrats
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A Grey Goose... &... Jameson... and actually drinking it. That's the hardest part of the story for me to believe
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I cried when I herd him say that is the most expansive thing he’s held... the life of a comedian, when grey goose and Jameson’s is unattainable 😢
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He got paid 501$ to tell this story anyway
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He gets paid $500 to keep this story to himself, so naturally he tells it to over a million people on the internet.
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That's not how you recycle...
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That story had everything: Comedy, suspense, a hot chick and....crack. The road is never boring.