Influencers Are Going Broke To Look Rich | Asmongold Reacts

Be like Asmon, rich in your bank account but poor in hair.

Rich people stay rich by pretending to be broke, and poor people stay poor by pretending to be rich.

Buying things we don't need, with money we don't have in order to impress people we don't like.

"I just spent 10-15000 on this hobby and I started playing ten months ago." All the 40k players, "Amateur!"

brands like Gucci aren't really what actually wealthy people use... they're aimed at people who want to pretend to be rich

The guy renting a fake airplane so that influencers can pretend they have a private jet is the modern version of "When there is a goldrush, sell shovels"

As a chauffeur who's worked as a driver for a rich person for a while, it's true, liability reasons. Also they don't dress to impress or care to impress anyone at all. They care about 1 thing their money can buy them. Comfort. If you see a rich person being driven around in a luxurious mercedes. It's not because that car is half a mil. It's because that thing is comfortable as hell, you can go full speed over speed bumps and hardly notice it. Stretched vehicles are comfortable to drive aswell, just a bit annoying to do tight corners with, but it's really comfortable even as the driver. Also, never talk to them about money onless you are rich yourself, because they'll assume you want something from them. Just never bring it up, buy your own lunch/drinks when waiting, just never ask for anything (except your promised salary) and you just might get random bonus' and tips. Same for famous people, don't talk about their fame, job or social status, just don't. If it still is a topic of frequent conversation, the person is usually not very likable/nice. If they never bring it up, it's probably a relief to them that you don't either. That's how my poor ass keeps getting reinvited to rockstar parties anyway

imagine buying handbags when you could be buying a fully customized and fitted fullplate armour

"you're bound to come across an influencer that seemingly has a better life than you" If they had a better life they wouldn't be posting about it on instagram instead of coping

Asmon gets rich while making himself look poor Completely opposite lol

Fun fact: A leased Lamborghini Aventador is about $6000/month. Meaning if you prioritize for financial stuff to a single car, you can look rich. Thats how lots of “car-fluencers” get high end vehicles rather quickly. Source is straight from my local NYC Ferrari dealer.

I was materialistic in high school and I cringe thinking about those days. These people actually have fully developed brains and are still this way though.

Buying cabin in the woods to block out the rest of the world sounds like the best kind of materialism

You’re telling me influencers are soulless liars and pretenders? I knew that 15 years ago.

You need to find the right balance between dying with a bunch of money and spending every paycheck as soon as you get it.

Bullying some kid cause they didn't have a $40 cup is so stupid, wtf.

As you get older vanity purchases will matter less and less to you and you'll get excited about shit like a new air fryer

loved the game bag reference xD

the tennis dinosaur clip has me dying what anime was that

“Canadian money is not real money”😂😂😂