I Wish Squad's Most Fun Feature Wasn't So Pointless

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Published 2024-07-10
Squad is a large scale realistic multiplayer tactical shooter, but underneith all that useless stuff that nobody cares about, Squad is a place where unhinged builders can achieve their dreams. Behold, as me and my buddy Kubus work together with a squad of diggers to create the greatest castle superfob to ever exist, but is it even worth the effort?

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I Am Back - Ruiqi Zhao
Just Like Paradise - Jon Bjork
New Horizons - Jon Bjork
Across Rocky Plains - Jon Bjork
Learning to Fly - Jon Bjork
Kepler's Hope - Year of the Deer
Over the Moon - Jon Bjork
A World of Possibilities - Jon Bjork
Defending the Keep - Jon Bjork

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0:00 - The intro
1:18 - Contructing the megastructure
15:10 - Defending the megastructure

All Comments (21)
  • @Zoraxon
    The duality of man. The ideal end is either 1: a grueling, desperate final stand against seemingly overwhelming odds. Dig in your heels and fight to the last. Or 2: a brutal offensive into an oppressing fortress against well planned and heavily fortified defenses. Once more into the breach.
  • The true super fob experience is taking 45 minutes to build it and then win before they ever attack the point truly peak
  • @user-ij9kt9ti3l
    The worst part is when you spend the entire game doing something like this and then your team successfully defends a point before it ever gets to your super fob and it was all for nothing lol
  • @motordudeful
    Slorgs is driving on the wrong side of the road
  • @deusvult7721
    A very good example how super fobs must be built. The only miss on your side is actually manning the defenses with the whole team, not just your squad + a few blueberries.
  • @yamyeeter1185
    did it get you the win? no. Was it worth it, building the 8th wonder the world? Yes.
  • @Jo-de3st
    The middle white building is the original building, a sort of watch tower thats hard to assail because of its interior being cramped and favouring attackers. These fortifications usually also have an earthen outer wall or palisade. They are quite common in most of northern europe, from Scotland to Estonia. The stone walls were added later as a more reliable first defense and to enable the castle to hold more personnel and materiel. I think it also got additional star fortress like fortifications even later on. I dont know if it was used in WW2 but i doubt it. Either way now youre the ones adding the newest fortifications to it.
  • @OkamiiSenpai
    Bro we had castle built up last week with layered defenses, and entire barb wire perimeter, it was glorious. And we stopped them at the abandoned factory and the enemy never saw it :(
  • @BloodhoundNL
    Revive Dynamic Direction! That was PEAK Castle building in Squad with Purpose and challenge
  • @EpicGamerino
    You managed to make a video with a large percentage of just shovelling entertaining.
  • @RHQ_W
    having slorgs in every team must be enjoyable
  • @Tychus
    That might be the mightiest Squad game and video ever.
  • @goki6548
    this only works in Belaya Tunnel. Have a hab inside those small tunnels, get machine guns and small bunkers at the part of the tunnels that lead into the room inside (which will have the hab and radio) and put barbed wires so that enemies can not get close. It is literally impossible to capture. Have your whole team stationet there too and you basically win the game.
  • @Fl3shmonkey
    You haven't built a super fob until you've built a BAJA KRINJ Deniumddr super fob
  • This makes me thing, there should be an "engineer" squad with better construction abilities and huge construction speed boost !
  • I really enjoyed this video, so I'm going to sub and leave a like. Not because I liked it, but because I am Australian. I heard something about emus and that you were building a super fort to defeat them. Seriously though, great video, thanks for uploading. Cheers and have a good one mate. *P.S, my grandfather was in the army when that happened and he was 'volun-told'. He said he didn't join the army to kill birds, so he did what all Aussies would do; they instead used it as an excuse to get pissed every night. Then the Australian government pulled the plug and offered a bounty to farmers for every bird they killed which did the trick. Moral of the story; if you want an Aussie to do something, offer beer or money for beer. It works every time.