The Twilight Saga is a MESS
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Published 2023-09-01
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00:00 Breaking Dawn part 1
20:46 Breaking Dawn part 2
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All Comments (21)
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Bella: has unprotected sex once, gets pregnant, dies The coach from mean girls: 👁️👄👁️
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When she looks at her flat stomach and is like "I'm pregnant" always kills me
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It’s amazing how the movie with the very obvious anti-abortion message has probably the single most horrifying birth scene I have seen in something that wasn’t an outright horror movie. I cannot imagine teenage girls when this came out thinking “yeah, I still want to have kids”.
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As a Brazilian dude, the random lady with a Rio de Janeiro accent screaming I KNOW YOU'RE A DEMON then touching a lady's belly and saying DEATH with a deadpan face is hilarious. When a carioca screams DEATH at you, you run.
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Bella’s dad is literally the only sane character 😭
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Imagine falling in love with a vampire when you are 18... then he bites you, and you're stuck in an eternal relationship with the kind of guy you liked when you were 18... This is PURE horror.
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8:10 you're actually so close to the books reason for their wealth it's hilarious. Canonically Alice uses her future vision to predict stocks and then the Cullens invest based on what she says 😂
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Note to you since you didn’t read the books: Jacob had to take his clothes off to transform in front of Charlie because it was a common theme in the books for him to transform by accident and shred his clothes, and then end up as a naked human. he started getting used to it and taking off the clothes first so they aren’t all ruined
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“You nickednamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster” is pure cinema. Movies really feel off after that line was uttered
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Bella having sex one time, getting pregnant, and then actually dying is an accurate representation of mormon sex ed, speaking as a former mormon. All it's missing is guys blaming their hard-ons on bare shoulders.
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why is that song actually a banger? What? HOW? That was an unreasonable amount of talent to just pull out of nowhere. Damn.
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FYI, the Volturi guy who wants to die (called Marcus btw) wants to die because way back when, he fell in love with this other vampire Didyme and they began to discuss leaving the Volturi, but Aro caught wind of this and had Didyme killed, which Marcus never recovered from bc it's like, Twilight Lore (TM) that vampires never recover after their ... mates (?) die lol. So he's been super depressed for like 800 years basically 💀 Guess they didn't cover that in the films lmao
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She could have just gone with "vampires are rich cuz they're old and don't need to spend money on necessities and that adds up" but the actual canon reason the Cullens are rich is cuz Alice uses her future seeing powers to cheat the stock market. I think they are straight up the third richest fictional characters ever, behind only Batman and scrooge mcduck
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My favorite thing about twilight is how EVERY vampire in media afterwards has to make a point that they do not sparkle.
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The experience of watching the big fight scene in Breaking Dawn Part 2 in the theater for the first time, surrounded by people who also read the books and were completely shocked and losing their minds is a peak movie watching experience and I'm so sad I'll never get that specific moment again. I was pretty young when it came out, and while I do remember the insanity of seeing this for the first time, I wish I could have that experience again older so I could remember it better.
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at the beginning when you said she doesn’t have hobbies…. well 🤓 she holds a succulent in the first twilight movie…. so that’s something guys!
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always laughed my ass off at “do you think Bella is gonna be showing? 😝” “ Jess! she is not pregnant.” “pmmph okay.. who else gets married at 18? 🤨”
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Imagine letting your daughter “mate” with your wife’s ex admirer. 💀
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Dude I remember my GF had me watch the twilight movies and we got to breaking dawn part 2. After hours and hours of non-sensical slop, FINALLY there’s an epic battle scene with real consequences and I was SO HYPED… AND THEN IT WAS ALL A STUPID VISION OF THE “FUTURE” ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
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My mom (who spent a considerable amount of my childhood reading and re-reading the twilight saga) told me that in the book, the final battle happens basically the way you suggested it happens. A fight just between mind powers.... but that wouldn't work well in a movie so they did the crazy fight scene
