Which Smash Bros characters have canonically eaten Pizza?

CORRECTION #1: Pizza is available in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes, meaning every Fire Emblem character can eat it there. HOWEVER, if we wanna get technical, it IS a gacha game so it's a bit hazy if these gacha pull versions of the characters eating pizza counts. They are the original versions of the characters, pulled out of their worlds, so I'll bump them up to the "Gacha Pizza Eater" tier. Functionally the same as "Pizza Eater" but with the added context that we're dealing with mobile game shenanigans CORRECTION #2: Pizza DOES exist in the Star Fox universe, there are pizza boxes in the background of an early cutscene in Star Fox Adventures. There's no evidence of Fox eating it; for all we know, it could've just been Slippy and Peppy eating it. HOWEVER, Fox, Falco, and Wolf are now bumped up to "Knows what pizza is, doesn't eat it" CORRECTION #3: Technically Mega Man also belongs in the "Physically incapable of eating pizza" tier. I just think it looks really funny to have R.O.B. all alone there CORRECTION #4: Litten is coming to Cafe Mix soon according to datamines, so when that happens, Incineroar will make the "Pizza Eater" tier CORRECTION #5: Bowser can eat pizza in that one Skylanders game he cameoed in, and there's nothing explicitly saying it isn't canon, so idk sure he can go in the "Pizza Eater" category for that

I think that Kirby should have a new category called “doesn’t know what pizza is, has eaten pizza”

Two weeks after this video came out, the 2nd Scarlet and Violet DLC dropped. In the Blueberry Academy Cafeteria you can order a pizza and share it with your party, making Incineroar and Mewtwo certified pizza eaters.

Funny thing about Joker. In the original Persona 5 if you spend Christmas with Sojiro and Futaba, Sojiro suggests they order out and Futaba says she wants to eat pizza and have someone dressed as Santa deliver it. If they went through with this, then that would make Joker a pizza eater.

I love how Palutena says “I do have a coupon” for pizza, implying she would go to a pizza store and pay. As if she isn’t a literal fucking goddess 😭

I love the fact that Link not only eats pizza, but he also makes and reintroduces pizza to society, truly a hero above all others

The fact that he was going insane with the pokemon cafe remix stuff when every pokemon is able to eat the academy pizza in the indigo disk dlc that released a bit later is hilarious.

Correction: in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Sora is an unlockable character for the game's mission mode. Given that mission mode is multiplayer and allows player vs player combat in it, then using the same logic you did with Kazuya, Axel flinging pizzas at Sora during combat would bump him to Pizza Eater.

Little Mac and Bayonetta should honestly be in their own tier of “Is a New Yorker, so obviously”

I really like the idea that after killing Samus' parents, Ridley went to Little Caesar's

For Wario, you could have also used the scene from the beginning of Warioware Gold where Wario says, "Pizza time." Following the rumbling of his stomach. Implying that he eats pizza on a regular basis.

17:35 But Bowser did eat Pizza in Mario and Luigi Bowser's Inside Story There is a part where he eats a large amount of unhealthy foods and among them was pizza

It’s only a matter of time before Schaff makes a seven-hour video analyzing and discussing which Smash Bros characters canonically know what sex is

CORRECTION: In Persona 5 Strikers, on August 30, the Phantom Thieves celebrate the end of summer vacation with a spread of food that includes a pepperoni pizza. Joker is a confirmed pizza eater.

Update for pokemon: Every single pokemon in Scarlet and Violet now canonically could have eaten pizza, since you can buy pizza and eat it with your pokemon in Blueberry Academy

5:31 Luigi’s Mansion 3 has shown that Mario not only eats pizza, but seemingly has an unhealthy obsession with it.

If we're counting crossovers, Bowser canonically appears in the Skylanders game "Skylanders: Superchargers" as a playable character, and thus can eat the consumable food items found on the ground which can just so happen to be pizza

I'm so sorry you went through all that work to find out if Pokemon can eat pizza, because in Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, there's a battle buffet restaurant in the main shopping mall where your trainer and pokemon can eat a "Miltank Cheese Pizza", meaning that Pokemon #1-809 can all eat pizza. This means Mewtwo, Incineroar, and anyone else not in cafe mix should be upgraded to the Pizza Eater tier, since no Gen 8/9 pokemon are in smash atm lmao.

For the Mii Fighters, there’s also another game where the Miis eat pizza. In Miitopia, eating food increases stats of your party members, there’s a food item called the Geothermal Pizza, which can be obtained by a Gourmet Eater

The idea of the goddess of light having a coupon for a pizza like she's some kind of soccer mom who's taking care of her kids is fucking amazing to me.