Just Fauna Studios - Bee's, Bass and, James. Feat James
Published 2024-02-16
Hi everybody! Your favorite ray of sunshine is back!
I took a break in the hell Zuckerberg calls meta.
After losing my mind there, I went down to Point Nemo to think about things.
I thought about the real world. How I lost Tanya C, Todd, Philly, My family got murdered.
So. I asked Chuthulu while we were down by Antarctica. Chuthulu, What's up with the Karens telling me I need Jesus, But when they saw me weak, they struck me with really cruel emails.
Chuthulu didn't answer, It was just a really big squid so I got the hell outta there REAL QUICK!
My pod floated around for a while. It was very lonely being adrift. I came upon a woman frozen in the Ice. She was a total BABE! Beautiful yet. She had no woman parts...That's when it happened! Her eyes opened and the Ice exploded. She laughed and said, "I waited a while to trick you!" I was surprised I was tricked! LUCI! I said. Luci asked me if I died. I told her, yes. I said. Luci your chains are no more, you are free. Luci laughed and said my "Trick" was stupid. Nopers! I told her. Remember when you said "If you leave me here. You'll die with FIRE" Well, I did. and. It hurt A LOT. BUT. Because I did, The boss says you're free to go, you did a good deed on accident! Luci was Po'ED! HOW!? She asked me. It's impossible!
So I told her. Luci, you saved an entire city... Luci got down to eye level with me and just glared...
We stopped in the Emirates to visit an old car friend of hers. Y'all should get better Hail protection insurance. Just saying. I pitched a Hail to Luci and told her she could get a job selling insurance. She threw one back and said, No, I'm not like a good neighbor...
I felt pretty good after that. So I told Luci to buckle up and flew her back to the good ol 406 with me. I see a beautiful summer coming this year!
Anyway.
Laters
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