Drake Hasn't Recovered...

Drake said “i was tryna keep it pg” so that his girl could be able to hear it

If you have to bring up “age of consent” of different places to defend someone, you’ve already lost the argument.

"Pour up, Drake. Headshot, Drake. Sit down, Drake. Stand up, Drake. Pass out, Drake. Wake up, Drake. Faded, Drake. Faded, Drake." - Kendrick Lamar. "Swimming Pedos"

I’m a youth care worker.. Rule of thumb, as soon as adults start texting back and forth with a kid/teen.. nope

Better watch before it gets taken down

Millennial here…. who watched Degrassi. Never was able to take Drake seriously. Like ever. Now I’m glad it’s not just me.

drake is so cooked. beyond cooked. he is broiled, burnt, roasted, flamed, toasted, and absolutely scorched.

Drake is a drama kid from Canada...just remember that. His whole persona/career is an act.

Here before the copyright strike. 🎉

isn't that the guy with the BBL?

BBL Drizzy would be way too scared to “rap” in the 80s and 90s. Man’s would’ve ended up gone instantly.

Kendrick: i heard you like young girls Drake: my relationship(s) with Millie Bobby Brown and/or other teenagers was/is very appropriate, please do not look into this any further

Well drake doesn't look twice at teenagers, after the first look he goes and gets their numbers.

Man.. You gotta be real careful as an adult, and mindful of what you say when interacting with minors. I was asked by a 17 year old male friend how periods worked because they didn't really teach him anything aside from "they bleed once a month" in school and he was looking to understand more so he knew how to be more accommodating when he got a girlfriend. He had a lot of questions about periods and the kinds of stuff women face during them that he felt he wasn't able to ask other people, so I just answered his questions and explained it to him straight up with no judgment. I think there's a massive difference between trying to educate a minor by giving them information they didn't have before and using the advice or information that you're giving them to try to groom them. Even if you're just trying to educate them and you have no ulterior motive or ill intent, you still have to make sure that there is no boundary crossed.

Drake: “My name is Drizzy and I’m here to say, I like to get down in a craazy way!” Kendrick: “Here is irrefutable evidence that Drake is running a human trafficking ring from his mansion”

Oompa talking in his funny high voice,about how Drake needs a yes man- keeps looking over his left shoulder for Frankie to start barking 😂

Metro Boomin outsourced dissing Drake with the BBL Drizzy Beat Challenge and it literally united the Internet for about a week. International, intergenerational, genre crossing Beef! And the beat sounds straight out of the end of a 70s sitcom. Drake is gonna have to wear a shiesty just to get the mail for the rest of his life. He's either get A MINOR'ed, OV-HOED, or just laughed at. It's beautiful. Drake's been getting on my nerves for years and I'm glad to see him in the Finding Out stage of his F'ing Around.

0:56 "why is Drakes wiener so long and why am I drooling" most normal day in Caleb's life

See, this is why we need a "gun-obsessed YouTuber". How else will we know about the link between "BB pellets" and "BBL Drizzy"???

The writers strike got Drake down bad Fr