If Eminem Was English

Eminem needs to see this.

I’m not English so I was surprised at how many references I actually understood. Fantastic rapping too.

I died when the EastEnders drums dropped 🤣

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF TEA TIME WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

'I'm seeing quality dip, like the M&S homous range'...fucking hell 🤣🤣

Somehow you look nothing like eminem and like eminem at the same time

out of nowhere youtube recommends this masterpiece

Quality dips like the m&s hummus range 😂

Here is a comprehensive explanation of all the lingo and references: Verse 1: -Chunder = vomit -Jumper = sweater -Shepherd's pie = traditional meat pie with mashed potato top -...wrong song.= Previous lines are a reference to the opening verse of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. -Henry Hoover = A vacuum cleaner brand with a red face on it. -Distinct, like hot and cold taps = In the UK, hot and cold taps are almost always seperate. -A slightly sunny day = England is famous for its lack of sun -Calpol = a liquid purple-coloured painkiller -Metropolitan Line = a London underground line shown as purple on the tube map. -National Trust = charity which preserves wild places -M&S = Marks & Spencer, a very middle class supermarket. Middle class in the UK means rich but usually still working. -Holland and Barrett = chain health food store -Apple crumble = traditional baked dish of stewed fruit covered in 'crumble' topping -Flat = apartment/unit -Wheelie bin = wheeled trash can Verse 2: -On the sauce = drunk -Sports direct mug = These mugs were given out for free or £1 by one of the largest sports retailers in the UK. -Wad = cash -HMRC = Tax collectors -Bird = woman -Louder than the ice cream van = ice cream vans play loud music to attract customers -Dixons = electronics retailer -DFS Sale = furniture retailer that always have a sale on. -M6 = A motorway(expressway) -Billie Piper = English actress famous for her role in Doctor Who -Kriss Akabusi = English track and field olympic medalist -Shrewsbury = English town over 40km from the M6 -Little Chef = chain restaurant found along major roads -Ratatouille = Movie where a rat becomes a chef -Bloody Pub = bloody is a light cuss to add emphasis, pub is a bar. -Spoons = Wetherspoons, chain pub -Curry club = A set of curry meals offered by Wetherspoons -Grub = food -Toasted = high on marijuana -Cheeky half = cheeky means done unplanned and with a little self-indulgence, half is a half pint of beer -Lembit Öpik = former British politician who dated one of the Cheeky Girls, a twin sister pop group. -Sesh = session of intoxication -Ledge = legend, great person -Pledge = cleaning product huffed to get high -Greggs = mostly savoury bakery chain -Fenton! = in a 2011 viral video, a dog named Fenton runs after some deer while it's owner yells Fenton! repeatedly. Verse 3: -Leaves on the line = a common reason for train delays in the UK. -Ordinance survey = National UK mapping agency -Chuckle Brothers = kids TV show with slapstick ladder humour -Shredding singles = single trip paper tickets(singles) are shredded by conductors when they are checked. -Blackberry squash = blackberry cordial -Happy slapping = hitting someone and recording it for posting to social media -Slag off = insult someone -Carol Vorderman = co-host of the game show Countdown, which involved anagram puzzles -Dennis Waterman = English actor known for tough-guy leading roles -Orpington = middle class suburb of London -Collie = marijuana -Voddy = vodka -kissin' Holly = may refer to 2002 song Kiss Kiss by Holly Valance -floppy = flaccid penis -johnny = toilet -Mr Blobby = A clumsy, weird-looking TV mascot-like character -Molly = MDMA, a drug often snorted -Showaddywaddy = English cover band -Saab = brand of car -British Politicians: --Dominic Raab = Deputy Prime Minister --Nicholas Soames = former Minister of State for the Armed Forces --Jeremy Hunt = Chair of the Health and Social Care Select Committee --Michael Gove = Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities --Ed Balls = Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families -Wellington = high waterproof boots made of rudder

The Fenton bit got me holy shit

I truly hate the algorithm. You deserve FAR more viewers.

‘I’m the natural remedy, Holland and Barrett’ was a bar😂

Love this. Please do a rap about competitive eating. Beard Meats Food and Leah Shutkever are stars in the UK.

The DFS sale line was too relatable

The fact he didn't stumble on that fast part!

Who else is here from Philip Defranco secret link?

You are f*cking brilliant, that what you are :)

Saw this guy live at a comedy night. Absolute genius

OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST LAIGHED OUT LOUD ON MY OWN IN MY.HOUSE. THE 'TRADERS NEED ACCESS TO DIXONS' BAR WAS PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS. Alan partridge reference

Dude, the speedflow really proved your point, you can rap.