Every Single Dark Eldar Kabal EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore

YouTube kept deleting my pinned comment on the Dark Eldar video... something about me wanting Lelith to stomp on my c*** So ill keep it G rated and just link you to my patreon which may or may not be filled with a boatload of warhammer hentai : www.patreon.com/majorkill

You forgot the most twisted and evil one of all… the Cabal of Raid: Shadow Legends

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There is a rather funny dark eldar story where an archon is simping for a lady archon of a different Kabal. He tries and fails to impress her, going so far as to try to raid a necron tomb world just so he can get one of their green gems to give to her. This led to his entire Kabal being destroyed including his daughter. He confronts the lady archon, crying and snotting all over himself, until she goes up and kisses him. The grief and pain of losing his entire Kabal apparently turned her on and she married him, effectively replacing his lost Kabal then and there. I believe it was a part of a collection of xeno-shortstories called "fear the alien".

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"...because not many people are as childish as me!" Trust me, man. We're out here 🤣 Great job!

You already hit the high notes but Vect could really have his own video. Dude is a legend.

2:53 Kabal of the All-Seeing Eye. 3:06 Kabal of the Baleful Gaze. 3:37 Kabal of the Black Balde. 3:58 Kabal of the Black Heart. 4:32 Kabal of the Black Sun. 5:00 Kabal of the Blackened Tear. 5:15 Kabal of the Blades of Desire. 6:05 Kabal of the Bleak Soul Brethren. 6:16 Kabal of the Bloody Claw. 6:55 Kabal of the Bloody Storm. 7:25 Kabal of the Bloody Talon. 7:51 Kabal of the Broken Sigil. 8:15 Kabal of the Children of Thorns. 8:36 Kabal of the Crimson Blossom. 8:53 Kabal of the Black Mirror. 9:19 Kabal of the Dying Sun. 9:39 Kabal of the Ebon Law. 9:58 Kabal of the Falling Moon. 10:18 Kabal of the Flayed Skull. 10:30 Kabal of the Immortality Denied. 10:49 Kabal of the Last Hatred. 11:15 Kabal of the Obsidian Rose. 11:38 Kabal of the Lords of the Iron Thorne. 11:55 Kabal of the Poisoned Fang. 12:13 Kabal of the Poisoned Tongue 12:36 Kabal of the Realm Eternal. 13:02 Kabal of the Slashed Eye. 13:31 Kabal of the Severed. 13:57 Kabal of the Talon Citrix. 14:22 Kabal of the Wraith Kind. 14:36 Kabal of the White Flame.

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Last time I was here, Star Fyodo-peror was literally melting down nearly all of the Dark Eldar in Commorragh to death with his Sheer Golden Glow of Wholesomeness in a laidback manner.

My favourite kabal is Children of Thorns Who worked with humans and realised the ture way to repel Slaaneah was the friends they made along the way By torturing entire populations of worlds they gave then, and in return raiding some worlds they told them to meaning more stuff. Meaning possibly the upper nobility of the humans have dark eldar GFs

I didn't realise their was so many different kadals in Commorragh! I'm also seriously thinking about making a Drukhari army! Thank Majorkill

Salamanders watching this Chapter master/forge master: “Add these guys on the top of the burned with extreme prejudice list” Salamander Marine “right away forge master”

So you're saying this guy. Turns himself into a beam of light? And you're laughing?

That Zeno bussu got questioning my loyalty to the god emperor

With the New CODEX and Lilith, I'm seriously fighting the urge to start a new army.

When I started 40K in 2000, I named my force the 'Kabal of the Hidden Blade'. When reading the 8th Ed Codex, imagine my surprise as I found a reference to a specific spire of Commorragh referred to as The Hidden Blade'. GW making my Kabal retroactively canon because I picked such a basic name for them? I'll take it!

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I feel the racer who killed the kabal of the dark mirror was none other than Jaghatai Khan.

Don’t forget about the Kabal of the “fuck why can’t I edge highlight this armour”