MADAME WEB is Astoundingly Bad

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Tobey: took a grenade to the face and still survives Andrew: gets electrocuted and still survives Tom: gets hit by a bullet train and still survives Ezekiel: dies to a fucking Pepsi logo

I genuinely thought that Morbius was the worst spiderman-adjacent movie that Sony could possibly release. Sony just has to keep proving me wrong.

Madam Web made several appearances in the 90's Spiderman cartoon. Ayylien is right, she was an old blind, paralyzed clairvoyant who was there for people to seek answers from which in this case is Peter. She doesn't do any physical superhero stuff. She shouldn't have her own movie, she should be in a Spiderman movie guiding and advising Peter. She should be played by someone like Helen Mirren though Meryl Streep is also a good choice. Fun fact: Madam Web in the cartoon was voiced by Stan Lee's wife.

How Sony is smart enough to make some of the world's best cameras, sensors, audio equipment, theater systems and yet fail completely movie wise always baffles me.

It astounded me that Sydney Sweeney's character was supposed to be 14. She looked every bit her real age, mid 20s, no matter how much they tried to make her look younger.

It was doomed from the start when they hired Morbius writers.

Can we trick Sony into re-releasing this into theaters like with Morbius?

I'm surprised you didn't mention how Ezekiel was obviously dubbed. His voice sounds like it's recorded in a small room and doesn't resonate in any of the environments he's in. Her getting blinded was the best and funniest scene in the entire movie. She's been able to predict every single thing, but the one-time her powers didn't activate, she gets blinded. All movies around the Madame Web movie have also been canceled. So that's good

I get the idea of not wanting to dump all over people's hard work, but they are still charging us real money for the privilege to watch what they made.

"He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." A line so infamous, John Mulaney gloriously roasted it at the Oscars, almost a month after release.

Fun fact: It was recently revealed by the film's concept artist that TOM HOLLAND'S SPIDER-MAN WAS NOT ONLY GOING TO APPEAR, BUT ALSO FIGHT EZEKIEL AT SOME POINT How this makes sense with the movie taking place in 2003 (despite showing A MAN USING A PSP [ WHICH WASN'T RELEASED UNTIL 2006 ] ON THE TRAIN), I will never know.

English isn't my main language, and the phrase "he was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." sounds super weird but I can't put my finger on why exactly lmao

More people waited to see Elvis roast the movie than actually seeing the film.

Her mom went missing while searching spiders in the Amazon so I hope you will take it easy on her

"with great responsibility, power will come" that's not how it works. that's not how ANY OF THIS WORKS. at least we have the Spider-Verse to look forward to

Spiderman and the goblet of man. Truly a classic.

The biggest embarrassment from a major studio I’ve seen in a very long time.

It's Madame Time

Fun fact for those who didn’t read the comics Madame Web is supposed to be an old lady with almost god like powers. In the 90s cartoon she even summoned a team of different Spider-man variants