Top 10 Most Grimdark Moments In Warhammer 40k Lore

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Me not being able to bone anymore is pretty grim dark.

I love how only the mechanicus have ships that use auto loaders for the cannons but the rest of the imperium has to use slaves.

“Every faction in 40k, barring maybe Necrons & Tyranids, are doomed to oblivion” Orkz: “Oi ya git dat iz zoggin funny dat iz!”

#1 When an Inquisitor wanted to bone an assassin morphed into a Genestealer

A grimdark moment for me was when Vulkan burned an Eldar child alive while she begged for mercy. Another grimdark moment was in the book Path of the Seer when an Eldar aspect warrior slaughtered a bunch of human children and then laughed at how easy it was to kill them.

From experience I have seen and learned that 1. Don’t go to a Night Lords party if you want to keep your left arm 2. Pay your taxes and 3. Don’t try to seduce a Adepta Sororitas if you want to keep your eye.

I do remember a time when the Tau ethereals told a member of the water caste to pull her binding knife out and just kill herself. She knew she didn’t want to do it, she knew she didn’t want to die, but something within her just forced her to do it. Not the darkest thing but when you look at the Tau, you do kind of figure out that they are all enslaved by some kind of kind control.

A real grimdark moment was when Australia lost a war to emus.

After listening to the stuff about beautiful women dying and majorkill's feelings about it, I've come to the conclusion that he's been infected by the nurgle plague of SIMPING. I'm sorry but I'll be informing the nearest commisar.

The most grimdark thing in the setting was the Dark Ages of Matt Ward obviously

The most grimdark thing is that I'll never have my head crushed between the thighs of a Sister of Battle and Sister of Silence. Why even live?

When imperial guard and regular humans are waging a losing battle against the ‘nids, but thankfully they get saved by space marines at the last moment. But they turn out to be Alpha Legion....

The Daemonculaba is probably worse. Very horrid fate for anyone that endures or even saw this.

Nah, Sly Marbo can't die. He'll outlive everyone

Other honorable grimdark moments are the following: 1) Getting used as a deamonhost by an inquisitor (this is often done to good guys as well) 2) Just being born on a death world (most would thing of catchan whit all the happy killy things in it but 90% of them are toxic worlds where life expectancy is 20 years at max and those will be 20 years spent in darkness, misery, famine and disease, yeah I would like to beaten by a tyranid than suffer that. 3) Visiting a deamon world 4) Having your gellar field fail in the Warp 5) Being a psychic null or negative (GG everybody hates you unconditionally) 6) Getting captured by orks (if you think about it it would really really suck) 7) Getting turned into a chaos spawn (Mutation is no joke) 8) Getting a Nurgle disease 9) Beeing near or in a genestealer cult 10) Beeing the God Emperah and seeing all you work undone and now you have to fight and suffer everyday such that humanity would not be wiped out.

Here’s one of the most disturbing things about Servitors. In one of the Ciaphas Cain books they mentioned a hospital planet for guardsmen. They provide facilities for the mentally disturbed, both short term and long term. The short term Patients leave and get sent back to their unit. The long term stay there. The planet is also know for manufacturing combat servitors

"The Imperium, the good guys" Those would be the Orks major kill.

The US Army in Vietnam: “Why make a weapon that kills someone instantly when you can make one that kills them over 3 or 4 days and drains time and resources from their squad?” GW: “Crap that’s grimdark, totally stealing that.”

This is why I love the orks. They look at that universe full of savagery and sorrow and see a pub crawl.