Froot watches hilarious "Select Your Partner (Pokemon)" | Apricot the Lich

Dear friends, I've reuploaded the video because of a slight transcription error. Video already had more than 100 likes and funny comments, and it is indeed a little frustrating for me to unlist a video because of this. But, I want to provide you with high-quality content on this channel, therefore made this decision. Have a good day.

""they come in many pleasing shapes" that they do, that they do"

"Good thing gura doesn't wear pants" Uh froot, what are you planning

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"Don't do that" my poor sweet summer child

Oh god she found it. PlagueOfGripes is a menace national hero that deserves several medals.

I really love how the professor has an actually great speech only to be interrupted by the vulpix

When your character is above 18+ in an official title. Admit it, this would be exactly what it'd be like.

"I love Pokemon" ohhh Froot, not as much as him....

I still find it funny how the one most lewded eeveelution vaporeon is left out of the examples. Almost like they knew.

Gotta be honest with you. I find the idea of fucking with your pokemon far less messed up than using them for battle.

That video is always hilarious. And what the professor says at the end is totally true. A large portion of the popularity of Pokémon is definitely through r34

1:17 The expression on the regular evee in the back kills me.

the worst part about this video is finding out Froot uses microsoft edge

if it helps at all, after "Take off your pants" She's patching a hole on them.

As weird as this video is. It's not too far from what the lore is of Pokemon (Being able to marry them a one point, a supposed Pokemon War that happened, Mafia that use pokemon, ect.), so I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere, in some alternate universe this is the direction it went. I also like the Triple (Quadruple?) subversion the Vulpix does ( Says lewd things only to find out she's actually using terms for elite fighting, and asking him to take off his pants, only to show him that he needs to learn to sew to keep his clothes in good condition)

"We all know what's going on out there! No one says it, but they know!" Bruh 😂 he's not wrong tho!

OH GOD SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ANKHA

Just the random frantic "EH"s killed me, lmao

I love this animation. It knows what it is he mentions it right after she cuts it off. It is meant to be confusing and disturbing for some. But for art connoisseurs like myself, hoo boy, what a feast for the eyes.