Why Roboute Guilliman is an Absolute BEAST | Warhammer 40k Lore

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Malcador: What unique power will you give this primarch? Emperor: A functional brain.

Guilliman’s greatest ability is that he actually wears a fucking helmet.

The reason Guilliman is my favorite Primarch is because both he and Horus came to the same terrible realization: That the Emperor didn't really love them and that the Astartes getting axed like the Thunder Warriors was a credible possibility. But while Horus fell to despair and ruined everything for everyone, Guilliman actually did something constructive about it. That's why every Ultramarine is taught civil engineering and administration, to ensure that even in times of peace his sons would have something of value to add.

My favourite Guilliman moment is when he declares a piece of paper his mortal enemy, because he can't pick it up with his fuck huge gauntlets. And then has to explain to Cato that yes, Primarchs do have a sense of humour.

Gulliman is powerful because he has the most broken ability in warhammer: not having autism

He's a politician, the scariest primarch without a doubt

Guilliman is so badass that not even the Inquisition dares to question his alliance with the Eldar

“Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals talk logistics.” Guilliman summed up in a nutshell. Guilliman is such a formidable Primarch because he actually TRUSTS his legion to do their job, instead of insisting on always leading them from the front. He's willing to delegate responsibilities to trusted lieutenants and makes it his priority to make sure they get where they're needed and that the resources they need arrive with them. More than badass warriors, the Ultramarines are known for being EFFICIENT. Guilliman does not believe in "acceptable loses" he believes in minimizing casualties by providing his troops the tools they need to survive, and to minimize risks. There's a reason the Ultramarines still to this day are the most numerous chapter when you include all their successors, they're REALLY good at not dying cause they're REALLY good at making sure the enter battle with every possible advantage.

Before video: Vanilla Primarch. After video: I'm here to do taxes and obliterate ass. And I am done with taxes.

To be fair, saying Guilliman is the weakest primarch is like saying Little Boy was the weakest nuke. If it lands on you, you're going to have a shit time.

He survived the God Blight, a disease cooked up in Nurgles own cauldron using Guillimans blood, a disease SPECIFICALLY MADE TO KILL GODS, a disease that would've killed Nurgles own btch Primarch, Mortarion, then Guilliman raided NURGLES OWN GARDEN, walked right up to Nurgles house and set the lawn on fire. So now there's this massive burn scar in Green Hell right outside Nurgles window. An eternal reminder to stay TF away from Ultramar.

Guilliman walking angrily across the hull of his ship, in open space, without his helmet on, roaring his fury at the Word Bearers that just betrayed him as the battle of Calth rages all around him. It is one of the most bad ass scenes in all of the HH series of novels.

Rowboat Girlyman is a badass because he did what his daddy could not. He got an eldar girlfriend.

There is an old saying I love. “Boys study war. Men study logistics.” And the thing most people forget about Guilliman is that he is a logistical monster. There is no need to be a combat beast if you never have to fight. Guilliman does not win battle through martial prowess. He wins wars before they happen.

Rowboat's strength is that he's probably one of the most normal, clearheaded, and "sane" people in the Imperium

In any lore/setting I've always had a soft spot for the "I don't have to be stronger than you to beat you" characters, and that's what Guilliman is.

The Emperor, listening to Guilliman recount his battle with Fulgrim: "Did you die?" Guilliman: "Sadly, yes. But I lived!"

When Guilliman isn’t wearing a helmet: Is baby boy done having a tantrum now? When Guilliman is wearing a helmet: OH FUCK OH SHIT

Guilliman's ability to take a devastating loss, adapt, and come back to fight even harder is very reminiscent of Rome during the Punic Wars. Fitting considering the overall theme of the Ultramarines.