"PIPE LURKER" || NARRATED ORIGINAL LORE || WARHAMMER 40K

Published 2021-03-17
A tale of Sanitation in the 41st Millennium.

Decided to go for a servitor style delivery for this one.

Another incredibly well written piece of custom lore and beautiful art by the very talented Karak Norn Clansman.

Original piece and art can be found here:

www.deviantart.com/karaknornclansman/art/Pipe-Lurk…

Music: CO.AG - HOUSE OF HORRORS

All Comments (21)
  • Three things to know to be a plumber. Payday is Friday. Boss man is a SOB. Chaos runs downhill.
  • @nicholas3478
    In the grim dark future, there is only single ply.
  • @LU-nc6oy
    In the grim darkness of the far future plumbers carry flamethrowers!!! God I love 40K
  • @asdf-ne1vt
    I was scared of toilet monsters as a child. And after listening to this, and remembering the hormagaunt my kid flushed down the toilet; I am scared once more.
  • @torquil479
    The perfect thing to listen to as I paint some death guard
  • in the grim darkness of the 41. millenium... there is only war... no seriously you cant even take a dump in peace xD great video vox =D
  • @Kropothead
    Honestly, thinking about the state of Imperial infrastructure, it seems like endless story fodder. The trials and tribulations of an average maintenance worker would be thoroughly horrific, but not in the shouty, shooty way we typically encounter.
  • @MNM-lq9te
    And to belive the grim dark couldn't get any darker. Now often you can't even take a piss without worrying about dying to somthing horrible.
  • Me: I just want to go to the toilet 40k Toilet: We don’t do that here Me: Why is the toilet talking?
  • @dolos4301
    Ah yes, the holy trinity of plunger, pipes and toilet detergent
  • @BM-yy8db
    40K mankind: does a terrible job at waste disposal Also 40K mankind: WHY WOULD NURGLE DO THIS?!
  • @lynxbelow6922
    I started listening to this on the shitter not knowing what I was in for
  • @GR-mx8kq
    Yes ... pray to the blessed occupant of ... the Golden Throne. The monotone delivery suited this one. I was cracking smiles all the way through, while shifting uneasily in horror at what lurks beneath.
  • GodDamn ... Even a time on the toilet in the far Future is a strugle... Sudenly i understand why are Imperials sometimes so... moody :D
  • Haha I just found this one. This is definitely worth it's own novel it practically writes itself. Chapter 1: Pipe Dreams Chapter 2: Talking Crap Etc.
  • The toilets on the battle barge are usually clean... Though, my neophyte has been missing since this morning...
  • @frog7118
    Was immediately reminded of stories of Brown Snakes being found in Australian toilets.