Official Ron White - I Got Thrown Out of a Bar
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Published 2011-12-05
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Ron White tells us about getting thrown out of a bar in New Your City, clip also known as "They Call Me Tater Salad"
All Comments (21)
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My all time favorite Ron White quote will forever be "I had the right to remain silent....But I didn't have the ability."
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"You ever forget? Happened to me." This man truly understands the human condition.
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“…[T]hey were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk.” 😂🤣😂
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“I don’t think so Scooter...” Pure gold!🤣🤣🤣
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Saw him live last night on his farewell tour and right at the end he thanked everyone for his long career and he got a standing ovation and as soon as everyone settled down this man lit his cigar took a long drag looked at the crowd for second then took a sip of his tequila and gazed out at the crowd like a old gun slinger and said “i got thrown out of bar in New York City” and the place erupted. Amazing talent amazing man long live Ron White aka Tater Salad
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i got a drunk in public ticket one time and this was literally the defense my lawyer used. "He wasn't in public, until he was forced into public" it actually worked.
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He’s told this story for about 20 years and it’s still funny
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“This guy lived 4 doors down from me in a town with less than 400 people.....we’ve met” that line always gets me
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The telegraph gag is what gets me. "If you knew Morse Code you'd already know that."
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My favorite line, “ I don’t know how many it’s going to TAKE to whip my ass, but I know how many they’re going to USE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
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“I don’t wanna be drunk in pub-lic I wanna be drunk in a goddamn bar” he does have a point
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"The only way we can tell down south if they have their hair cut like... yours" lmao
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“They were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk” DEAAAD😂
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"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." LOL! AND the "Tater Salad" story! LOVE IT!
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Mr. Ron White I just want to say THAN YOU for your many years of stand up comedy. You gave me many laughs over the years. Enjoy your retirement and your family
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How long can we fly with one engine? All the way to the scene of the crash! Always loved your sense of humor and down to earth delivery Ron.
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This guy is genuinely funny. His personna is so authentic. I don't know what he'd be doing if he didn't have a job that he could drink while doing it.
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Ron The White is one of the best storytellers
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Only Ron could spin a public drunk arrest in NYC into career.
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"I had the right to remain silent, but i didn't have the ability" Might be the best thing ever said by a comedian. EVER.
