This Guy Is Pathetic
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Published 2023-03-02
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All Comments (21)
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Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.
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Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂
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My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me
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If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help. Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.
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Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart
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"real life Mr. Krabs" lol
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That rented McLaren line goes unnecessarily hard
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“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario” Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario
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“Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto
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The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible
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Bro is built like a stick bug 💀
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"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..." Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂
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This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"
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He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.
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"2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO
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I hope this guy gets the help he needs
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I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are: - "I can't cook" and - "The contents of my fridge suck"
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"All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!
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“I don’t cook I don’t clean” ain’t no way his goofy ass just quoted wap 💀
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that “keys to the castle” line with that mischievous chuckle made me throw my fine phone through a window onto my lawn 😊