A Crap Guide to Magic the Gathering [Sponsored]
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Published 2019-07-02
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All Comments (21)
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Just fireball. Just. Fireball. JUST. FIREBALL. Yup... he's a Red Magic guy.
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"I cast a spell to destroy your minion!" "NO YOU DON'T" I relate to this on a personal level.
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That was the best $1.98 Wizards of the Coast has spent in a long time. Great video!
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Blue: I draw my entire deck! Red: Now that's a lot of damage! Green: Let me just play 5 more lands. Black: My graveyard is my hand! White: I hit you for 5, so I gained 5 life.
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"give it about 2 years, they are bound to print that card some time" How about like 15 days? Because we had a cookie monster announcement for Throne of Eldraine. And I'll be damned if that shit doesn't have a sacrifice clause on it.
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You know what really pickles my tickle? A new Jocat Video.
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"Give it two years, they're bound to print an explosive cookie card" Fast forward two months... "Throne of Eldraine has a gingerbread couple, the gingerbread man gets eaten by Garruk and the gingerbread lady stabs him in the eye with an olive fork. Oh, and there are food tokens now." So you are some kind of prophet xD
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"Give it two years, they're bound to print an explosive cookie card" >Throne of Eldraine food tokens.....
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Friend of mine had a deck devoted to churning out squirrels. Nothing but squirrels. Like, myr output level of squirrels.
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Blue mana: For when you don’t want anyone else to play Magic
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"You and an opponent have some numbers. You put other numbers on the board and hit each other's numbers and whoever can make the other numbers go away first wins." This... is one of the best summaries of Magic I've ever seen. (At least in newer formats.)
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"Give them 2 years, they're bound to print an explosive cookie" Gingerbrute gets printed
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This was everything I wanted out of a MTG video from you
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"There are five colors, each one based around a general style of playing" Blue - Stop. xD
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I gotta admit, I like the fact that the Pokémon TCG was drawn as a “pocket monster”.
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"Give it two years, they are bound to print an Explosive Cookie card" Come on, admit it, Throne of Eldraine was YOUR idea.
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Paid promotion videos in the same style as the Youtuber's content is the best monetization. Keep doing these if it pays the bills!
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Looks at title ... Guide to Magic: the Gathering LESS THAN 30 MINUTES LONG
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Three words. Say it and I'm yours. "I have lethal"
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2:55 it's been 2 years, no explosive cookie card yet, thank you for hearing me
